This woman cop pulled over this really stoned man. She said "anything you say will be held against you" He said Boobies!!!!!
I got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile She said get out and spead your legs And then she tried to cop a feel That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I`m tellin` you She stuck my butt with her big black stick I said `what`s up?` now suck my dick Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Proppin` her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped `ooo that`s tight` I swatted her like no swat team can Turned that cherry pie right into jam! Sorry. :/
women cops are scary--they gotta prove there as tough as men and go overboard--IMO---was in custody one time and being searched by a fem cop and my dick "jumped" in her hand while she was searching--LOL---she looked daggers at me
hahahaha i love this im gonna tell you a little story that happened it was pretty funny. so i was in the middle of a park past curfew smoking weed with my buddy, when we see a cop car drive by. it stopped at the edge of the park (they we're gonna get out and capture us!). we were a good, 25 meters away from them so we decided to run to the opposite corner of the park. i ditched my chip bag and ran to the opposite corner of the park. the car started moving again (it was going around the park to get us). so, when the cops was out of sight, behind some trees, we decided to back to the opposite side of the park. we did that. before we knew it, we were being chased by cops in some neighborhood. we passed one block, then the next, then the next, we kept making turns but we couldn't shake em'. eventually, we we broke the line of sight (they were a block behind us), we ran into a driveway which cuts through the block. the houses in that driveway were pretty well decorated. they had bushes in the front of their front lawn. we decided to lie down in someones front lawn behind a bush. we could still see through it, but it was really hard to see in. we waited. the cops went around the whole block, then they realized we were in the driveway. so they came up the driveway through the anus. we were lying down and the car drove riiight by us.. vrrrmm. it was so ninja and awesome. so we waited another minute, then we got up and walked back out of the driveway. then we heard a car coming and we were like shiiit so we hid behind a tree. the car turned out to not be them. then we were like okay we're safe. so we walked back out to the road and then we saw then they drove right up to us and we were like fuuck you caught us. so two femcops emerged. here's the conversation as i remember it: Femcop: Why did you run from us? Me: we were in the park past curfew. it was dumb. Femcops *gigglesnort of authority* like 2 questions later.... Femcop: "so.... what was in that chip bag?" Me: "chips?" Femcop: "chips?.... are you sure it wasn't... SAND!?" Me lol? "yeah i'm pretty sure it was chips" then some bullshit about how they were about to call the bigger police etc. they left. it was pretty funny though... ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T SAND!? like we'd have sand in a chip bag haha stupid cops. its not even slang for anything. good times
this one time i got arrested this guy cop was such a douche bag to me, and i was being like totally cooporative... he made me cry, he was such a jerk and it was such a bad night, but when i got to the jail this black lady cop was really nice to me.. i asked her if the guy was always such a dick and she just kinda laughed and looked down
I've met female cops but have never gotten stopped by one. The one I knew was a damn good cop though...if such a thing exists.
i've seen so many women cops on tv getting overpowered by gangsters....its useless. im female, and i just totally think that most women should not be cops. now there are some that would be/are pretty damn good im sure, but in that aspect females are just weaker. also, about the control thing, yes, women in power almost always go out of their way to show their authority....lets just hope we never have a woman for a president. can you imagine the devastation when she gets her monthlys?
And so you should be! I was pulled over by a petite blonde highway patrole. She was soo nice at first. She was yacking on her radio for a few, then back-up arrived. It was a native american dude. So big, he got off his bike like it was a tiny toy. Then the balls showed on her. She pushed me against my truck and cuffed me waaay too tight! She said that i had a suspended license, and i was under arrest. I was like damn dude, why so forceful!? She said: "I didn't want you to run!" She put me in the front seat of her 5.0 mustang for some reason. I told her that the cuffs were hurting me bad. Right about then, she floored the pony, smashing my wrists into the seat even worse!! She was catching up to a vehicle that was speeding, or some shit. She caught up and honked at the guy, shaking her finger at him right in front of my face. I was sooo embarrassed!! Later, at the highway patrol cell, i got a nice big lunch. It was chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, greens, and a brownie. I got maybe one bite, then they made me drop it as i was being trasferred. I said "i'm eating this!" They said "you'll get lunch at the Madison st. jail!" It's known as a "Ladmo Bag" there. A dry sandwich, stale fruit, and a preschool size milk. Oh boy, what fun! Thanx for the mammary's babe! Oh, and it only cost 125 bucks to get my truck out of impound. And one of my freinds told me he only got a ticket for driving on a suspened license. I wanted to punch him!
Say something like "hey baby--you lookin' fine!Wanna see what a real man's dick looks like?". They love that shit. You'll be on your way in short order. ------------------------------- By the way--do you-all have insurance? No reason--just wondering.
