describe your fav way of spanken ur monkey

just do it!

 

I usually just hold him upside down by his feet and spank him that way.

 

with a wet newspaper

 

HA! That's awesome

 

http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html Like This?

 

I wonder,,, soaking a used scotch brite pad in orajel,,, hmmm...

 

spanking monkeys is cruel !

 

I Just Say "Harden The F**k Up Monkey", Then Proceed To Bash The

Living Daylights Out Of It.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Never understood why the use of the word "spank."
I rather think of the act as involving gentle caresses, fond and loving stroking, caressing, stroking, stroking, caressing.......shit, all over my work pants. DAMN!

 

It is said that the Eskimos have over 100 words for 'Snow', due to the fact that it plays such a major part in their lives. Is it any wonder, therefore, that we have so many terms for 'masturbation'.

Normally when I'm leading up to a masturbation session, I will be gently stroking & squeezing with my left hand, mainly keeping it in a semi flaccid state, whilst browsing the net / forums with my right hand on the mouse.

Once I find the porn that I decide most suited for the occasion, or when I reach the point that I can't cope with a non-commital stroke any longer then I usually put a spot of lube on my FleshLight (all it needs is a drop no more than the size of a pea - saliva is plenty for rehydrating it when it starts to dry up) & follow the actions & thrusting rate of those in the video as closely as possible.

On other occasions I might simply use my hand & not bother with the FleshLight, although this is usually when I'm entering a 2nd session, after already peaked once with the FleshLight, when a bit more effort is needed than the FleshLight can cope with.