This past weekend for some reason I thought about the idea of having sex with my best friend's grandmother. Weird, wright? What do I do?
Nah, actually, I want to find a way to alleviate myself of those thoughts and not ever go down that route. I would never want to do something like that, and I don't want to think about it either.
Ewww. Grandmas are meant for knitting you socks and blankets and cooking good food not for nailing with your overactive sex drive.