Clostest call ever....

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by billy96, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. billy96

    billy96 Member

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    so i was smoking a little leftover weed in a apple pipe in my basement which is also my older brothers room, but he was away for the next couple hours so i decided what the hell you know? so i started hitting it and the blew a couple exhales into a bottle and a couple into the air and i go to sit the bottle down and my mom comes downstairs and ask, "What are you doing?" , i said "Looking for my headphones," so started to walk off then stopped and said "Whay does it smell like smoke," i said "maybe its from my brother" and the hole time were talking the apple pipe is sitting right infront of the computer monitor about 3ft from her face, and im just like "shit she is gonna se that for sure", then she ways passes the apple and goes to the other side of the desk and did this three time because it "LOOked like you wer hidding something", so i finaly end up saying that i was smoking a cigarette and said i threw it in the trashvan, but then i said i put it in another trashcan farther away so i could grab the pipe so i did, then she made me go threw the trash and ended up not making me look for long so then i go upstairs and rip the pipe to pieces then flushed it down the toilet to this moment she thinks it was just a cigarette.

    -billy
     
  2. cannabiskid420

    cannabiskid420 Member

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    why didn't you just eat the pipe instead of flushing it
     
  3. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    ^ yeah, i could see how that wouldn't end well.
     
  4. hv444

    hv444 Member

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    dang man
     
  5. TwentiethCenturyFox

    TwentiethCenturyFox Member

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    Shiiiiiit.
    One time I was smoking out of my window and my mom came upstairs and I was hella blazed and she knew I was smoking weed and she wanted what I was smoking out of. I just HAPPNED to have a roach in my stash box so I gave that to her instead of my pipe.
     
  6. monstermann68

    monstermann68 Member

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    what exactly did you expect to happen if you smoked in your parent's house while they were home?
     
  7. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I don't understand why kids today can't just smoke outside......
     
  8. Geprodis

    Geprodis Member

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    You should have just said "Mom, can't a guy masturbate in peace?"


    She wont ask any more questions.
     
  9. Captain Chronic

    Captain Chronic Member

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    clostest? i cant read anymore
     
  10. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    smashed a pipe?


    fail
     
  11. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    Better off being caught by their parents than the cops....especially in America.
     
  12. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY IN CUBA, lol!
     
  13. hv444

    hv444 Member

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    id rather have my mom think i smoke weed than cigs
     

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