I want you to write me a poemooh pleasey please? Not that I expect anything quite as outstanding as Chickens of course...
wow! haha I like your style, kinda reminds of benjamin zephaniah in a strange kind of way. but they are most definitely original!
ditto Lithium... your craft makes me feel all light and smiley... have you done anymore yet? please?.... pretty please with cherries ontop and cream and sprinkles and coconut tobacco?
strepsils strepsils blackcurrant flavour extra powerful antiseptic lozenge throat sweet from outer space your futuristic shaping and soothing antibacterial qualities indicate intelligence far higher than mans who sent you to this planet to fight infection and relieve pain strepsils i salute you welcome to our planet (contains hexylresorcinol)
Read through this thread for the first time - funny as fuck my son. You should write a few lines every day just to give us all a little bit of joy and uplift our spirits. not that I need much uplifting (apart from in the tit department). Seriously, please make it a regular feature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!