Ketamine

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    What an awesome fucking drug.

    For the past 2 weeks this guy who's like 22 has been coming to my school to meet his girlfriend and the we all go to my buddies house at lunch.

    This guy has so much fuckin' drugs... I know that sounds like a retarded sentence but it's fuckin' true. Like it's unbelievable.

    He's been bringing K and Coke with him all the time and giving it to us for free. I don't do coke anymore though, I'll just stick to K.

    It's just unfuckingbelievable that he just hands out lines of stuff for free.

    Like last friday during lunch we were all at my friends house smokin' weed and stuff and he goes "raise your hand if you want a line of K" so we all raised our hands and laughed.

    I did this shit and it was so fucking good. It took like 5 minutes to kick in but when it did I was fucked. Like sooooo fuuuuucked. I was just sitting on this stool balancing myself because I was so fucked up.

    When it was time to go back to school I could hardly walk. We were all just stumbling around laughing at everything. At this point I can honestly say it's the least I have ever been in control of myself without blacking out.

    It felt like I was walking and talking really weird but everyone else understood me perfectly... They probably thought they were talking weird.

    Then I started thinking "oh no, what if I did too much" and then I asked my friend "yo, what do you feel?" and he's like "my head feels like a baloon, and am I walking ok?" so I was like "yeah your walkin' normal. and yeah my head feels like its expanding too".

    We walk into class... Or stumbled and the teacher looked me right in the eyes and said "are you okay?". I nodded a couple times and went and sat down.

    This chick was sitting beside me and she wouldn't shut the fuck up. I was basically ignoring her but she kept talking and talking. So finally I looked at her and said "you know what, stop, I'm fucked up right now and I don't give a shit".

    Well it turned out I said that while there was a silence so the whole class heard it and started laughing. The teacher freaked out and sent me to the office because he's a fuckin' dick.

    When I get there the principal takes me into her office and says "so what are you on right now?" and I said "Oh for christ sake, it was a joke. I'm obviously not on anything right now or I'd be stumbling around laughing at nonsense".

    I ended up getting in no trouble at all because the principal obviously had better things to do and didn't even care about what I did.

    I just cant fuckin' believe all the free K we've been getting. He brings a sandwich bag full everyday. It's insane.....
     
  2. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha




    hahahahahahaha :smilielol5: funny shit man
     
  3. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    Hahaha.

    Have you ever been into the K-Hole?
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    No, and I hope I never do.

    I've seen my friend fall in once though. We were at the skatepark and he was just lying there. All fucked up lol.

    Then he got up and fell over, then got up wobbled and fell over again. Then he started crawling up a small hill and eventually just laid there again. Then he started throwing up pink shit and laid down some more.
     
  5. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    it always takes me a few times of coming into your long threads before i actually read them but they are always worth it

    hilarious story man haha...ill try k eventually
     
  6. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    IMO, try one sometime. Just to see what it's like.

    I've never done K, but if I did have the access, I would do a K-Hole just to see what happened.
    :D
     
  7. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    if i had good access to K im sure id try to khole atleast once
     
  8. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    I'd drive to Hamilton if you could hook me up with some of that...don't know anyone around here slangin' K. I'll pm you.
     
  9. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    samesies
     
  10. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    for fun, do small doses

    for exploration, do k-hole. that's where shit can get very deep.
     
  11. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Hahaha sounds like some good shit.
    I kinda wanna try K sometime.
     
  12. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    another great storie, did you start smoking again?
     
  13. Cyryl MIRAUDS

    Cyryl MIRAUDS Member

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    Nothing better than K... when you get some.
     
  14. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    ok while this thread is still alive,what exactly does it feel like?i smoke pot by the ounce daily and kpins and xanax daily.how much just for a good time?i dont care for that tripping/freakin the fuck out shit like i got from the salvia.
     
  15. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Its sort of hard to describe...It feels more like a drugged drunk. Coordination isn't the best and its slightly warmer/fuzzier than drunk, it can be great depending on quality and setting but theres better things out there...im partial to it now and then though :D
     
  16. draco H.

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    K is the one drug I've done that I was at the point of loosing grip with reality and was still able to just chill and watch tv with my mom without her noticing anything...soo much fun. I've been to the office while feeling somewhat like you said you were, and I'm glad I was on it, made my office trip alot more tolerable (why the fuck do principals talk 10 WPM and repeat the same shit over for hours?)
     
  17. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Because constant years of subtle abuse slowly drives them insane :confused:
     
  18. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    I just can't get around taking something that was designed for use with animals. Knowing full well we are also animals I just don't think there was enough human trials. Other than you guys........

    Get your finger out on my K Hole.
     
  19. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I saw my buddy in a k'hole in the break room at work. his face was plastered to the table.
     
  20. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    I don't get why people would even think of doing shit like that at work, the only thing I'd ever take if im working is a few lines of speed...or depending on the job drink a load. Used to work in an offy and on my break I used to go up into the storeroom and help myself to a liquid lunch :D only thing that got me through that shite job
     
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