You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

While on the edge of a tall building you slipped on a banana peel but caught yourself, then you slipped on a marble but caught yourself, then you slipped on some ice while tripping on your shoe lace and finally fell off.

 

you were brushing your teeth with that black toothpowder (monkey brand) and some drunk clever clogs with low self esteem thought... "ha... eee ain't got no teef anyway.... i'm gonna show off to me mates and show 'em how i can 'it a man so 'ard in the face, his teef disappear"... he hit you SO hard that you expired...

 

you picked up parasitic plankton who carved their way into your neck with their needle teeth, and slowly cut your jugular!

 

That's easy... rabies.

 

fell off a perch

 

Sacrificed to the insect god!

 

Gangrene of the left bollock

 

Licked a rotten taint

 

your goverment developed scrotum eating bats and you crossed the road just as 12 of them escaped and nomnomed your nuts off

 

Tried to eat too many marshmellows at the same time and one accidentally fell into a lung.

 

was held captive by a bunch of Eskimo terrorist who kept you prisoner in an Igloo, where you slowly froze to death.

 

you died when you fell and nobody came to help you, because nobody loves the crazy I-Pod lady...

 

Attacked late and night and had two vibrators shoved in both eyes, reducing the appearance of fine lines and puffiness

 

Kicked a bucket, then spontaneously combusted strait after. Never tempt fate.

 

Imaginary skull pulverized by an imaginary cosmic bowling ball.

 

Kidnapped, drugged, and shot from a gigantic slingshot into space, hurdling towards the sun in which your body deteriorates in space.

 

you got your tongue stuck on the driveshaft of a highway snowplow

 

chopped in half by an escaped psychotic ninja who you let in your house thinking he was the gas man.

 

Captured by pirates and forced to walk the plank.

 

had a colonoscopy but the nurse slipped with the camera, and the tube drained all the fluid from his brain.