You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

You transformed yourself into a snail, but couldn't change back fast enough before being stepped on by a 2yr old.

 

pissed in the Amazon and a fish flew up his knob end and embedded itself, sucking out his liver, kidneys, and intestines ,slowly over 10 days.

 

Fell into a manhole and devoured by giant sewer-dwelling octopus.

 

fell to his death while scraping gorilla shit off the side of the Empire State Building.

 

King Kong clenched his fist too tight and you were cut in half.

 

attacked and eaten by a Silver tipped Tetras and sliced by its adipose fin!

 

poisonous berries?

 

tried to build a tree house.

 

Slayed by a dragon lord.

 

balls infected with a rare incurable fungus... it was mercifully quick

 

bought a new sat nav and ended up in a river, in a shocked mess crying" the robot said left"

 

asphyxiation by power sunroof while driving down the freeway at 120mph

 

passed out in the bath....;-)

 

fell into the sea and was eaten by a passing cod.

 

getting hit by a random flying tyre

 

fell through a portal by the Thames back in time, and got hung for being a pirate.

 

got her hair caught in the ceiling fan during wild crazy sex

 

a random piano falling from the sky