Snow!!!

Oh yeah, we walked through the park today and across the frozen pond because everyone else was. It started cracking and me and some random dude started freaking out and laughing. hahaha it didn't look that bad.

 

woah i want this

 

a funny story about snow/christmas............


December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season
and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a
Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love
snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the
best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the
snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the
driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment.
My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No
snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the
end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible.
Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad
he's our neighbor.

December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20.
The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I
warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow
came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have
to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I
wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife
wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in
Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting
down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do
but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove,
but won't admit it to her. God
I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night.
More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a
neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out.
Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or
the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white
shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get
all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed
and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for
the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy.
I think the asshole is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate
the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a
month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying.

December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having
a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through
the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling
and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've
just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents,
but I was busy watching for that goddamn snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of

shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a
donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot.
If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my

nerves.

December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

December 28: Warmed up to above -5. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I

ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head.

The wife went home to her mother, nine inches predicted.

December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

 

I can't wait to go snowboarding tomorrow.

 

hahahahaha

 

I thoght i sounded pretty annoying in the video hahah
I hate my voice when I listen to it on vieo and shit.!

 

Me and my friends underestimated the power of snow. We went to drive this chick to the bank, but his wipers don't work and we almost got killed plenty of times. Then we had to push the car up this big ass hill in the ghetto. All with wind and snow blowing in our faces. I love winter

 

damn bitches..



i just went outside and where i was scooping up snow earlier is completely covered back up, no one bothered doing the streets i guess since this morning.

anywho,
i love snow
i am so excited to play in it.

 

Im the same way

 

We've just had a bit of brief morning Snow in Warrington in the UK. Haha. Pathetic compared to the pictures you've uploaded :-o

;p

 

my cousin works at the white house and took these

 

That's awesome. I want lots of snow :-(

 

lucky.

 

i took a bunch of more pics today, i am ganna take some when my neighbors go inside and reptar gets to experience his first time in the snow

 

i put the snow pictures in this album

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/album.php?albumid=5049

 

soososooso oo pretty.

 

woww. I'm sehr jealous!!

 

the foot we were supposed to get ended up being like half an inch

fuckin bullshit

 

we got nothin here boo.