Smoking Injuries

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    God damnit. So at about 12 earlier today I was out in my backyard havin' a sesh.

    I took this huge fuckin' toke and I was coughin' so hard and I jerked my head back and I literally heard my neck snap. For 10 seconds I was in so much pain, it was terrible.

    I ended my session and went back inside and just stood there, I couldn't even lay down it hurt so much. My mom gave me some muscle relaxers and those basically numbed me out.

    This was one of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life... I always used to laugh at people from hurting themselves from the slightest movement but now I know what it's like....

    I've been all stiff this whole time, I'm much better than I was earlier... It'll be all gone by tomorrow or the next day though...

    Such a silly injury. :rolleyes:
     
  2. Captain Cannabis

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    Yeah, I had whiplash a few years ago from being on bumper cars... My doctor said that this is going to happen to me once ever few years... At least I know I'm safe for a little while now lol.

    Atleast it's only an agonizing pain for about an hour.... then it's just very annoying after that. :(
     
  3. OldAssface

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    Stay away from hard physical work that will strain your neck over long periods of time.


    I injured my neck the same way as a youth and have had to smoke the pain away ever since.
     
  4. DazedGypsy

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    look into massage therapy or chiropractor :)
     
  5. hippieatheart

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    Ahh damn that sucks really bad! At least you got some muscle relaxers to help the pain.
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

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    I don't know how those muscle relaxers are even legal. At one point in time I was laying there and I was so numb, it was like I was vibrating slowly. It was awesome lol....

    There's probably people who actually take these things just for fun.
     
  7. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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    ....and a new chapter opens in The Captain's Book of Drugs....

    Just kidding.
     
  8. hippieatheart

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    Those are the best kinds! ;)
     
  9. largeamount

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    if they are soma lots of people abuse them take 10 of them and ull be shitfaced
     
  10. Mother's Love

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    the first time i had a percoset i had to lay on the floor in my choir class. i musta looked so retarded XD
     
  11. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Consider yourself lucky if that's one of the worst pains you felt... Although a lot of times the small things hurt a lot more, you kind of black out after a certain amount of pain..
    Its just after wards being laid up in the hospital and recovery that makes a real traumatic accident harder.
     
  12. SweetEmotion

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    my friend has been so high that he passed out and hit his head on a tree...
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

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    I'm so damn stiff, I feel like an old man....
     
  14. SweetEmotion

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    that sucks man, feel better.
     
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    are you offering... ;)
     
  16. Captain Cannabis

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    2 more of the muscle relaxers in ma belly. I should feel fine and dandy pretty soon. :D
     
  17. Vapemaster

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    were they little yellow things shaped kinda like some sort of road sign?
     
  18. Subliminal89

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    i stepped on a pillow and it shifted and i rolled my ankle worse than i ever have before. that was only like 3 1/2 weeks ago too.
     
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    I have always been wary of this kind of injury. I do neck stretches every day after I wake up.

    Don't worry, be glad you are 17 and your body is strong. If you were old you would have probably snapped your damn neck.:deadxmas:
     
  20. Captain Cannabis

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    Holy shit. The most fucked up thing just happened.

    I just went and smoked a keif bowl, then I came back here and was listening to music. I completely forgot that my neck was hurt so I didn't feel any pain. Then I remembered it and the pain came back slightly.

    I'm actually happy now, my neck is just an annoyance and not much a pain anymore...

    It's just weird that when I wasn't thinking about it I couldn't feel it... power of the mind I guess...
     
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