UK Forum Awards 2009: The Results

Boo hoo.
I was not nominated. Still saves having to put it on my CV, alongside my exam results and job history. Try explaining that at a job interview.

 

hahaha.. these were both me.
It was funny for me when I did it. :biggrin:

 

You're welcome to take any off mine of my hands...I have no use for them.

 

Rolf Harris Prize for Best Signature

WINNER
Joshua Tree (2)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Queerpoet (1)
Silverhippy (1)
Lithium (1)
Fingermouse (1)

Much thanks to everyone! I'm not bitter about being a runner up. Hell, I've only been around for two months -- so I'm grateful anyone even noticed my signature. But since I've had 3 (Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and Gay Bob) -- which one was voted on? Again, thanks for being so friendly and very kind. The UK rocks!

--QP

 

I won

Missed the whole thing... because I was off taking drugs. I guess I deserve the award

 

^ Did you win for the chubbiest forum member?

 

He's not chubby. In fact, I think he's one handsome dude -- although I'm sure he'd rather hear that from a female.

--QP

 

I'm just kidding. That picture isn't exactly flattering, though.

2009 David Letterman award winner for dumb ass joke telling.
Winner: Me.

 

Excuse me good sire, I believe you'll find that is my award. :frown:

 

it was the Gay Bob one.

 

Oh, crickey I'd forgoten about some of your "jokes"...
...'av it.

 

I shall be coming round to the runners up shortly with a baseball bat to collect the winnings...

 

bring it on! I have a shot gun bang bang no more ian!

 

Well since you won an award and were joint runner up in three, you can work out that your net contributions are less than your total winnings. So I would of course be delivering you a cheque for £83.34, loughian. And you want to shoot me. Got to love those crazy irish:tongue:

 

i want cash

 

hmm think you need to check clause #664 of the spindle game protocols (prague addendum): "All Irish will be paid via cheque, postal order or equivalent value in bombs"

 

its a new year and the war is over. So ill have to take euros

 

Haha, I don't mind hearing it from anyone

Cheers

 

hey... can't believe it... i won an Award :willy_nilly: AND was a runner-up in TWO categories... that makes me £300 better off... it was clearly a fiddle... (my solicitor will be in touch) but i appreciate it all the same...

uke:apologies... it's the nerves...

i'd like to donate my winnings to Obama and his family as they apparently only have Cake to eat, and clearly need the money more than i do (aforementioned solicitor will be in touch soon)

thank you fans :snowkiss:

 

Wait, we get money ??? I didn't get any damn money, I want whats coming to me..

Peace