Okay, now what?

I'm stuck at home with my parents and have nothing to do. I though i could go smoke some hash outside but I LOST my light

So I sneaked my way to the kitchen to steal a match but couldnt grab the box.

So now i have the hash, a pipe, and a fuckin match thats a foot long (for fireplaces).

So anyone know How I could actually start the match without the box? And I hope to god if i DO light it, that it wont go out in the middle of the bowl..So, can anyone point me in the direction of something i can strike my match on other than the box?

 

If you're smoking outside the match is probably gonna go out.

 

Wind isnt really a problem the way my house is made...corners and whatnot...

 

can't you go back and grab the box?

 

The box is made for the super long matches so its kinda hard to hide lol, plus in my pokcets the box is almost empty so you hear all the matches shaking in the box..Plus if they decide to start the fireplace while im outside im pretty much caught..

Im thinking a small rock could work, i just dont want to break the match..

 

So as a 'crook' you were able to steal a single match! Just kidding.

Those large matches will many times light on a rough metal edge-I used to light them on a metal post on a chain link fence.

How about you light a fire-then take the whole box of matches "by mistake".

 

You never have "nothing to do".
You have a hand, you have genitals. You figure out the rest. :cheers2:

 

Going to a store and buying a lighter and smoking on your way back isn't an option?

 

The store is about 20 mins away on feet, and its like -22 C outside

 

Lol, you want me to start a fire? isnt that the point of the thread?

 

If you pull this off I'll be moderately impressed.

 

find a car - lighter in car., push lighter til it pops ,,, fuck it!! sit in car smoke weed...

 

I loved my car lighter whenever I had it.. now it's broke

 

That's actuly a really good idea... Are you going for it tonight?

 

You were right....

I ended up going outside, failing to light the match, broke the match, went back inside, stole the whole box, went outside tried with 2 more matches, got about 2 hits before the flame goes out. Now theirs 2 matches left in the box so fuck taking more... And I had left the cabinet door open (where the matches were)


Soo while trying to be the most descrete as I possibly could, I ended up being super obvious.. and to top it off my dad was sleeping and my mom watching t.v/not really payin attention.

Atleast im a little buzzed

edit: Lighter in car cant really work with a pipe though.

 

Told ya so!

 

Sucks dude... I hate the feeling of being a little high, and having more weed but not being able to smoke it.

You couldve rolled a joint...

 

light a candle.

 

I only had hashish

 

Smart Idea right there!