I don't understand my parents

My parents just went to Mexico for a few days and they got back last night. This morning my mom said she had a present for me they brought back....
she hands it to me wrapped in bubblewrap and I thought in my head "haha that looks like pipe"
and I get through all the bubble wrap....and....

What the fuck???
My cop dad really picked me out a pipe?
My mom said i can use it "for decorative purposes only" but srsly...c'mon...
Sometimes they surprise me... This had been a great fuckin day and i've only been awake for 10 minutes.

 

thats great man, say you are going to go decorate it outside for a few

 

forgot to say, that thing looks like it has a big ass bowl, i bet you could easily put a gram in it, cheers mate

 

sick pipe! i can't imagine you can use that for weed though... not well at least

 

^^ yeah, id probably put a screen in it

 

i saw those pipes all over when i went to cozumel

i got this one instead for $3

it sucks
yours probably will too. weed won't burn well in it, but it's the thought that counts

 

i would need a screen and there's no carb which you can do with but it'd be better to just use a regular bowl

have fun with that thing, though!

 

It already has a screen in it. You can just BARELY see it in the picture. I'll break it in soon. no need for a power hitter really, lots of pipes don't use em. I actually prefer my chillum to regular spoons with a carb.
oh! and the frogs eyes move.

 

Thats cool, but i dont trust the paint that much

 

they sell those pipes all over central america.

 

i really would not smoke out of that... the inside of the bowl is painted.. and usually the paint is lead based.. it would be bad for your lungs and body to use this pipe.. but it does look nice

 

nice dude! not sure exactly what what going through your parents head when they bought that for you though...

 

So once you use the pipe are you going to leave it out? Do you think they'll be able to tell that it was used?

 

Your parents bought you a smoking device.

Now you have something on them, if your dad wants to bust you for smoking pot you just be like "well fuck you, I'm pressing charges towards you for providing a minor with a tobacco product".

 

your parents are up to something and they already trapped you by saying "you'll use it" I wouldnt use it lol

 

i second the "wouldnt trust the paint" vote, but it does look cool. id turn it (the bowl) into a mini pin cushion. its super easy. personally id leave my using pipe ouut next to it, and if they ask say you didnt smoke out of the other one for health reasons.

 

That's awesome, twang hahah..
But ya don't smoke out of it! I like the frogggyy

 

Very cool of your parents but I would use it for decoration only. it probably would not work that great and the paint will not make your weed taste any better.

 

haha Thats pretty wicked that your parents just randomly bought you a pipe.
I know mine would never.. haha


I dont know if i would smoke out if it either but the froggy is soo cute.

 

it's adorable

and thats fuckn awesome

and very christmasy :xmastree:

i need to meet yuor parents get in their head...i am very curious