Drug dealers piss me off

yeah dealers piss me off too. mine was supposed to bring 3 gs into school today and told me to bring the money. so i do and then he forgets, now i have nothing for christmas

 

drug deals in school = fail

 

yeA i did

 

I usually would have more then just one dealer.

 

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your the fag.

you call him at 2 and he said you could come over in a couple hours...

then at 6 oclock you decide to drive over there without calling to make sure hes there.

you may think hes a fag, but i think your an idiot.
:deadxmas:

 

he told me to come over at 6, I had to drop my friends guitar off back at his house, so I took the guitar there, then went to his house.

I got there at 6 (which is when he told me to be there) then he didn't answer his phone, wasn't home, and he texted me today asking why I didn't show up, and if I still needed some bud.

 

Dealers are, more like than not, either late or no shows. It's been that way forever. They are generally untrustworthy people. Add to that the fact that they are peddling illegal goods and....TA DA...there's your answer.

Your dope peddler isn't the fucking Schwann's man...know what I mean?

 

I havent had that in awhile, like since I was 16...but theres probably someone growing the best danks right next door and youll never know about it lmao..

I remember though 15-16 waiting for shrooms to be delivered.. they never came lol..
It got easier when I got older, now bags weigh and everything

 

Here are 20 different types of dealers that I or people I know have come across. Now you will know what you are dealing with when getting your weed.

Shady - This is the guy that tells you in order to get it you have to meet him two blocks down, around the corner, through an alleyway, and on the fire escape, just to get a dime.

The Aggressor - The hustlers are the ones that advertise way too much. They will run up to you if they see you on the street just to tell you about the newest, strongest strain they have. All of these strains usually have crazy names like Acapulco Platinum Haze or something wild like that.

Money is Money - The guy that will give you a dime for $8.75. He sees money as money so will hook you up with deals every now and then. We like this guy.

Paranoido - The guy that is scared of everything. He doesn't want you to call or text anything. He wants you to park you car 3 blocks away. He wants you to come by yourself and will never tell you what his real name is.

The Part Time Hustler - This is the guy that you can only catch at certain times in the day. You know if you call him between the hours of 12pm-6pm he will be available but if you try to get him any other time, he just won't pick up the phone at all.

Mr. Flakiness - I hate this guy. He's the one that will tell you he's not available and he'll call you back in 20 minutes. 20 minutes never comes though. He will have you waiting all day and then when you finally get tired of waiting and decide to call him, he's not picking up. Then he calls the next day with it. You still get it but you are pissed that you couldn't get it when you originally wanted.

Gift Giver - This is the guy that makes you smoke up in order to get the weed. Sometimes that's cool because you get some weed and he smokes you up, but sometimes you just want to grab some and go because you have things like work or something to go to. Although it's usually pretty good.

Buddy Buddy - The ones that want to become your friend. I have enough friends. I just want to make my purchase and go.

The Sleezball - The one that will exchange weed for sexual favors and isn't ashamed about it.

The Infomercial - The hustlers that falsely advertise to you. They tell you their stuff is the best stuff you will ever smoke and it turns out to be schwag with air freshener sprayed on it.

Mr. Reliable - This is our favorite guy. You can always rely on him to have good bags, good prices, and he is consistent. This is a guy you want to know. You can move away and move back and he will still be there.

The Delivery Boy - This is the guy that will delivery your weed to your door. He has the car and the time to do it and doesn't realize that he saves money if he makes you come to him. Often times, these guys have jobs as delivery guys for other places. It is always great when you find a guy that delivers Pizza and weed.

Mr. No Shorts - The guy that never cuts you a deal ever, you either have the normal price or you aren't walking away with anything.

The Backwards Hustler - The guy who only hustles to support their own habit. He is only getting an O every time he re-ups. He is smoking half, hustling half, and doing it over and over again. For years. Never progressing.

The Social Hustler - He is not a regular hustler. Hes not normally the weed man but he will have every so often. If he is at a party, you can bet that he bought an extra 1/8 to hustle off some. Other than that, don't expect to get anything from this guy on a regular basis.

One and Done - These are the guys that you see one time and one time only. They usually have a great deal, you get their number and everything but for one reason or another, you never see them again in life.

Well Known Hustlers - These are the guys you go to just for their reputation. They may not have the best stuff but they just have high status or they know a celebrity or something.

Phone Hustler - This is the guy who you never really know where he is because he is always someplace new but if you call him, he will get up and meet you somewhere with a few bags.

Stationary Hustler - This is the guy that is always posted up on the corner or in front of the bodega. You can't call him but you can pretty much bet that most times in the day he will be out at his spot.

Mr. Middleman - The "I gotta holla at my man" hustlers. The one that never have anything of their own but always know someone that has it.

 

^ I like the The Backwards Hustler !

 

Good List DaveTreken

There are some dealers that sort of fit 2 categories too.

I have one dealer who always give you 3.51 for an 8th, but his stuff is never above triple plus commercial grade. Also he usually takes at least an hour to get ahold of. When I was buying zones from this guy he would meet me anywhere..he drove over an hour one time just to meet me and head back. Now that I am buying 8ths he could give a shit about me, hehe.

My other dealer shorts me a good bit of the time. He will give me an 8th for 3.35 or some shit. He is easier to get ahold of than the first guy though, and he usually has dank (though sometimes he gives me some shitty commercial). This guy does not give good breaks though and is a bit shady.

Then I have another backup who also shorts me and his dank isn't as good and he is a little harder to reach.

Also it wouldn't be too much trouble to establish a shwag connection through another bartender friend but I would rather smoke dank.

The last bud I got was some dank from the 2nd guy, 13.8g. for $230

 

You guys pay so much for weed. :svengo:

These dealers should be hookin' you up with holliday deals. :xmastree:

 

For real.. 14g for 230$ Fuck that, thats a waste of money..

 

dealers dont care about you, youre just another sale to them. dont expect class A treatment unless hes your boy, and not just your friend, cus "friends" are the one who steal/rob/bullshit

 

I would rather pay the $230 for 14g of good dank than $175 for 14g of lesser dank.

I know I don't have a great hookup, but there are much worse hookups.

my dealer did come by and smoke me out. He also placed a half zone in my kif box (I have a big one) and kiffed it and said Merry Xmas. :thanks:

I have low expectations for H-Town Dealers.

 

this is why i have like 10 phone numbers for bud

 

^me too haha

 

i have 2 main dealers.. both are friends.. if they dont come through.. which is rare.. then i call a friend.. and they hook me up

 

my friends are my dealers when I get shit locally. and I will always buy weed before I run out just in case I have to play the waiting game. plus once you start doing favors for other people, they start doing favors for you, so i been gettin my weed at a better price than I used to

 

Which one of you wants to be my middle(wo)man?