What are your most vivid memories involving lost or broken paraphernalia? Back when I was living in a one bedroom by myself in Austin with no girlfriend and not much of a social life (I had become addicted to Morrowind) I had a pretty good glass bong. This was not a ROOR or something super badass, but it was a pretty good bong. I believe it was Trident Glass and it cost me $105 at the pipe shop. I loved this bong. My days back then were usually spent playing Morrowind all day and smoking mids out of my bong. I was working at the 7-11 across the street. Right across the street..3 minute walk tops. I was stealing a pack of cigs a day from that 7-11 and I have plenty of stories but I digress. Now, I was in my apt. playing Morrowind and I got up to go smoke a cig outside. My bong was sitting on the table with a full bowl loaded and ready for when I came back from the cig. As I was opening the door to go outside, I heard a horrible breaking sound. Apparently I jostled the table somehow without feeling it and the Bong tipped over. I had carpet, and it wasn't very far off the ground. Unfortunately though, as the bong fell it brought the ashtray next to it down too. The ashtray was completely full of weed ash. The Bong broke on the ashtray into many pieces. The Bongwater mixed with all the weed ash from the ashtray to make an ungodly stain. The stench was bad, the stain was bad, all the cleanup involved was bad... ..but there went my bong. All I could really afford at this time was mids and I don't like any tobacco mixed weed so no blunts..and I am not the greatest joint roller and I just prefer a bong for mids. This was so horrible at the time. I haven't bought a bong since...that was 5 years ago
Mine involved me my ex best friend and his stepdads bong.....us kids were trying to scrape the resin out of it and I didn't put the bong in a safe place and ended up knocking it off the counter with my elbow lucky thing is I was only like 15 at the time so he didn't even confront us, or me atleast, think he was more embarassed that we found his bong than he was that it ended up splitting in two. When we were seniors he started smoking with us, so I gave him a sneak a toke with some nuggs and appologized to him for breaking his bong. He said no worries cuz he's got plenty more stashed away :xmastree:
I have two that I have shared on here before, so I'll just summarize them. My very first pipe I got at this store called 'new york rock' that sells band tees and really crappy smoking paraphernalia. I was 15 or 16 and the guy wouldn't sell anything to me or my friends, but there was this sketchy dude that turned out to be a meth head that bought us all pipes and after we left the store asked us "hey you kids know where I can get any crystal?". Well anyways a few years later I was smoking at a party, passing it around to a few people and I handed it to this girl who is a notorious sloot who ended dropping it and then proceeded to show us her tits (as a form of apology :s ?). More recently me and and a couple of friends were smoking out of my green gear bong at the elementary school I went to. We were bouncing a ball off the wall and catching it but it bounced off into the dark field so I went to look for it. I found it and pitchched it back at the wall from way back and the angle it hit at bounced it right at where my bong was sitting, knocking it over and breaking the joint. There was nothing I could do so I threw what was left of the bong onto the roof of the school and it's probably still up there.
no broken peices yet thank jebus. but... the other day i was smoking out of an apple because i don't like bringing anything bad to school, and i was smoking during lunch. (I forgot the weed was in my jeans pocket, and it was already at school, and smoking is really easy at school, i do it all the time, but mostly not my weed). well anyways, i totally forgot i was smoking out of the apple, and i was just like "hey, i'm holding an apple!" *CHOMP* haha i was already really high obviously, i didn't need to smoke any more, so i just went to class.
All my pieces have been broken or taken off of me I was smoking in my room a couple years back and I had the window open. Apparently the cops smelled the smoke from outside and came in and took everything, including my bowl. Then last year I bought a sweet ass bong from a headshop. I brought it home for the summer and my brother fuckin kicked it over on accident and it broke. My roommate just gave me her bubbler because she was supposed to quit smoking. Well, me and my bf smoked in the shower the one time, and I set it on the sink. After we were done showering, he tossed me a towell and it bumped the bubbler and it fell off the sink and shattered on the floor We superglued it and it's all good now, but I was still pissed off that it broke.
I know.. I was super pissed off. They came to my window and was yelling at me to open the front door. So when I did they said they were doing "foot patrol" and could smell it from down the alley They said we could do it the easy way and I could give them everything, or they could send in the dogs. Obviously I just gave up everything to them. I only got a disorderly conduct for it, though.. They probably took my pot and smoked it. They are the worst cops I know.
^ unbelieveable! talk about police harassment.. ive never heard of somebody getting rolled on by the cops in their own home-- thats crazy! anyways i've broke 2 pipes in the same way.. one time i had a glass piece in my hoody pocket and it must have been right on the edge of the pocket about to fall out, because i stepped out of my car and heard that horrible noise and knew immediately my pipe just shattered.. the other time we were parked somewhere smoking, i had my bowl on my lap just sitting there.. and i got out of the car before picking the bowl up.. so when i stood up the bowl flew off my lap right onto the concrete.. i learned an expensive lesson there, and now i am much more careful with my bowls.. id say the greatest breakage story i've got has got to be the time i blacked out while smoking a pipe.. i was downtown and really wasted, it was probably 1 a.m. and i was walking to get some food a few blocks down.. i was trashed too, so i was like "shit im gonna pack a bowl before i get this food- it will taste even better!".. so i packed up my glass bowl, and went behind this ledge with a bunch of bushes and flowers on it to smoke... i crouched down and smoked the entire bowl while in a crouched position (took about 5 mins or so).. i got real baked.. and i stood up way too fast.. next thing i know my vision goes dark and i wake up just a few seconds later laying on the concrete.. my hands, elbows and knees scraped up from the fall.. and a broken glass pipe in my hand (some of the shards had cut my hand up too).. i still was holding the pipe and lighter when i stood up.. and they went right down to the concrete with me haha. i only blacked out for a few seconds at the most though. the headrush from standing up after being in a crouched position.. on top of being drunk and high was just too much lol
