Trip Report: Last Night's Enlightemnemt

Last night my friends and I decided to pick up and eat some mushies. 3 of them got a half eighth and, since I wanted to actually learn something, I decided to get a whole eighth which was 3.7g. The night started off with dinner at my one buddies and all 12 of my friends coming that were home from college. We ate some chili and played a ton of Mario Cart on the Wii, which was stuck in my head the rest of the night. After getting who was getting what amount of shrooms figured out, we left to meet our friend to pick up the goods.

When we picked them up and our other friends were having trouble deciding which house they were going to drink at and which one we could stay at to trip. Eventually my one friend made my other buddy have people over for the usual garage hookah session. The shroom dealer had said the whole time to my one friend who helped set up the exchange that these were CRAZY GOOD and you shouldn’t have more than a half eighth, but I’ve tripped enough to know you can never ever tell and dealers always hype their product. So after munching on the bag for a while deciding whether or not to eat the whole thing or save some for a NYE hippyflip, I just went for it and decided I would be fine.

We arrived and set up the garage with rugs, chairs, ect. and waited. The come up was very buzzy with no nausea and I felt a little anxious as if something big was going to happen tonight. After about an hour, colors started trailing, light bulbs expanding outwards looking like stars, and my friend’s hair turned purpleish. My three other friends started getting really giggly and spacing out around this time too, but they never explained to me anything they were seeing (if at all anything). Around the 1:15hr mark my mind started getting fucked. I couldn’t decide how to feel, which happens to me a lot on shrooms. Should I laugh and just feel happy? Should I space out and trip balls? Why can’t I enjoy myself and be normal? The main thing I noticed was if I started to let my thoughts wander, I started to trip VERY hard. But all of my friends were in the garage talking and laughing so it was hard for me to be disconnected from the world. My one friend had a plad jacket on and in my peripherals it was bleeding in a “U” shape around my vision in red, yellow, and green tones. The lights also seemed to dim and give a yellow hue to the hazy garage we were smoking in. I closed my eyes and saw fractals spinning around my head and soon after told my friends to do so as well when they told me to wake the fuck up.


Right around when I noticed I could control what world I wanted to be in while on these shrooms I tried to let go as much as possible with 15 people in the garage watching my sanity (which I later realized I shouldn’t care about). I was staring at a couple Mongoose bikes that were hanging on my friend’s garage and the tires were waving back and forth a little and the white brand on the middle turned neon green. The bikes went in and out of focus swaying back and forth until the walls sort of expanded outward and I felt myself somewhat viewing my group of friends and I from a 3rd person viewpoint around 10ft over my shoulder. The walls around us blurred into a yellow fuzz and all I could see clearly for a few seconds was our shamanistic circle. At that point I brought myself back to reality and my friends because I saw I could really bring myself to whatever point I wished, but I feel like that sort of experience is better for me alone. This is the first lesion these shrooms taught me, control and confidence in my mind.

As it was getting late and my ridiculous friends started getting more drunk, my friend whose house we were in decided to funnel everyone come inside. I was extremely confused, and so were my other friends that were tripping, but I decided to have a few more cigarettes to relax and just go with the flow.

We walked into the basement and there was a few crazy posters hanging that were breathing and shimmering a little bit. I ran over to the couch and sat down to notice an extremely comfortable looking red chair in the corner that seemed to call me with its cushion mouth. I sat down and immediately noticed a 2 panel wood closet in the corner directly in front of me. It was pulsating a little bit so I focused on it more to see what it was trying to show me. After a few seconds the door’s panels bowed outwards in and out what seemed to be a couple feet, almost attempting to break open to show me what was inside. After my friends broke my concentration on that I don’t exactly remember much visuals after that.

Then the Mario Cart was broken out again and I couldn’t get much visuals while playing that for whatever reason. Everything was just bright and somehow I was getting first a lot while my friends who only had the half eighth couldn’t function in last. While playing that my friends continued to get even more belligerent but they seemed to be in control, like me.

After I gave up my controller I just sat there in the couch and thought. I closed my eyes to just chill and constantly saw Mario Cart in my head with rainbow like tracks zigzagging back and forth with arrows on the street. I thought WHY I am seeing Mario Cart in my head with a race track that seemed to point somewhere. I should be tripping my sack off with almost 4gs of shrooms. The first thing that popped into my head was that the shrooms were trying to show me something. So I thought and thought and finally reached my enlightening experience as to why I feel so confused on mushrooms a lot! I don’t focus on having fun, living life. Little things distract me too much like things my friends say or do and it makes me think about other irrelevant things which make me not able to get the bigger picture. Life is about living, and you have to just have fun and be yourself to do it the best. That was the second lesion this trip taught me.

After I found that out I felt AMAZING! My mind was buzzing every which way; I just discovered what my life is lacking at most times! So I convinced my friends to come outside for a victory cigarette. We went to the garage and talked for a long time about college and getting fucked up, my one buddy G said, “We just take shots, shots, shots, shots, shots all the time.” This is important for the next series of events when G puked everwhere.

I went inside to go piss and sat on the toilet because I was tired at about 1-2am, tripping balls in my friend’s house with a bunch of drunken kids running around with his parent’s home. I would have been scared but we do it all the time and they don’t intervene ever. So, after sitting down on the toilet alone in the bathroom feeling totally at peace after finding my innermost problem, I decided to try and break through and let go because I knew I could do it. I stared at the wood floor, thinking of Mother Nature and how her soul could exist in all living things. I saw laughing faces much like the one V for vendetta wears as a mask, only with bigger eyes and huge manic teeth. These faces turned into hooded figures that looked like elves, they were only heads and not very defined, just created within the grains of wood. I said to myself, ok it’s working its working, my mind is opening, keep going.” The faces started to focus on their eyes and the wood floor that was about 5x5 in the bathroom was watching me, hundreds of eyes all over it. It acknowledged my presence and wanted to talk to me. The under-defined eyes turned into the hooded elves back and forth every few seconds for a min. Then the wood started to change. I noticed a few particular faces in the floor again and the straight patterns started to brighten and almost look like rainbows each on the different planks. After those fading in an out with each blink the floor started to flow outwards of the bathroom as if I should follow the flow of life like I did earlier that night. The flow then had small arrows appear in it speaking to me even more. I then sat up and turned the light off to leave and follow, but all I saw were beautiful kaleidoscope patterns in the pitch black dark with small white ovals fading in and out around the circle of my vision. I thought ok, this is it; I should sit back down on the seat and see what happens next. The patterns were beautiful and I wanted to watch them forever, but then I thought what if one of my drunken retarded friends needed to use the bathroom or his parents came down to some kid tripping balls sitting in a locked bathroom with the lights off: that would be weird. So I got up and followed the wooden flow to the basement. What happened next was the most ironic and hilarious series of my life, maybe. The shrooms wanted me to witness what would happen next.

I walked back into the basement and heard a booming of laughter. I said to myself, omg what just happened , haha. I turn the corner to see some puke on the ground in front of me and I thought, ok that’s not too bad. Then my friend M ran up to me, and dying of laughter said, “ok, ok, ahah, let me walk you through this…” My other friend G was sleeping just fine and woke up to projectile vomit on not one wall, but 3, and a snowman with a sled. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life when my friend said, “OMG it’s all over the snow man later when cleaning”. Since this is more of a trip report, I’ll leave out most of the details of clean up. But it was fucking hilarious. After that we shut off some of the lights and tried to go to bed but we noticed someone had broken off a wooden leg to my friends’ ottoman. So after laughing about that some more we went on a quest for glue, the wooden flow of upstairs lead me to it in the garage. We tried to glue it back on and my friends ended up getting super glue all over their hands. Someone said, do you really think 2 drunken kids and one kid on shrooms could superglue this back together well? I lost it at that point again… Then we realized superglue would be really fun to mess with the kids that made last night funny and a mess. So we super glued some captain crunch and a chips ahoy cookie to his ass. He woke up and ripped them, along with his skin, off after a couple minutes. The rest of the night was spent giggling and enjoying the Mario Cart rainbow roads to enlightenment in my head as I drifted off to sleep.

After this trip, I realized I am now ready to break free next time and will have more fun for the rest of my life. Aren't psychedelics amazing? :cheers2:

 

They truely are, once you breakthrough once you can control it better in the future. It is an amazing thing to be able to have that much control over your body, mind and spirit. I am glad that you had an awesome night, I love mushrooms and I learn something new every time I do them.

 

that sounds fuckin great! I've been looking as much as possible for the past 2 to 3 weeks for shrooms and i always find people who say "dude i can probly get some i know a guy in *some city* that has them" then they end up not having them and nothing seems to work out.

 

Yea man, last time I did it I broke through and it blew my mind. Sadly, I didn't get enough time to explore deeper. But hey, there will come a time and place XDDD.

 

I'm happy for you, it sounds like you had an awesome time. I like how you mentioned that the garage got a yellowish tint to it after smoking, because the last time I tripped on shrooms, the world seemed to have a reddish tint to it! I can't wait to eat the rest of my mushies!

 

The garage was tinted yellow and the air about 3ft from the ground was too. But below that, in our 10ft circle of friends, it was tinted red too because of the space heater.:deadxmas:

 

yea last time i tripped, for a little while everything seemed like it was laminated and everything was slightly glowing red yellow and green. and also during that everything that moved would leave a trail. it only lasted like a few minutes from what i remember, what was weird was that as soon as my friend asked if i have any visuals all that happened

 

I always have my dico ball on, so my living room is a big rainbow vortex of rainbowness. Add the black lights and whatever I have that lights up and it gets more interesting.

 

If you think it, it will happen.
I was sitting on my deck my last trip talking to a bud with was not tripping. I told him everything looks so in focus, and colors are deep. He responded with "Imagin if the backyard started turning colors" and at that second, i saw my entire deck get painted colors (only the deck). It was nuts

 

I've seen these faces on multiple trips.

 

They looked somewhat similar to this but the teeth closer together and eyes more narrow and elongated.

 

Have any of you guys tripped outside in the snow? last night me and my brother were makin snowmen and stuff since we got over a foot of snow and when i was just chillin in it, it seemed like it wouldve been so fun to have tripped during it

 

A year ago I did. Ended up with frostbite during a blizzard. I would bundle up.