I'd spark up the bong and pass it to the turtle, once we were both nice and stoned, we would have one of those long ass stoner conversations that one has when high with others. Then I'd get the munchies, eat the turtle, and wash it down with the bong juice.
Whatever form of clothing I had on if that was my only option, or couch stuffing if there was a couch to rip up. Basically, ya know, flammable stuff.
i truly wanted to answer the op with a genuine answer but upon reading the little tidbit that i have quoted i am now opting to take razs words out of context and make it into something filthy.... thank you rollin
man i don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but one time i got baked with my friend steve and he just randomly took a big drink out of the bong and i freaked the fuck out - who the fuck does that?