There are loads of ways to shake things up: spike the watercooler with vodka and if the mood is particularly tense, pull a fire alarm.
Yeah, that's cool for grade school. In college I faked my death and showed up drunk to my own funeral.
thats fucking cool. about once a month i will try to go up the access road behind all the dorms (I deliver pizza) and all of a sudden around the corner there is a wall of like 600 students and i cant drive past cuz someone pulled the fire alarm. that shit sucks. I bet pulling the alarm wouldnt be funny if all those kids are standing out there and I or someone else is busy looking for their cell phone they dropped on the floor when BAM! I or someone else drive straight through fifty or sixty students.
Find out. put one of those cell phones you can track online in another pizza guys car, and call them just as they're coming around the corner. have an accomplice pull the fire alarm lulz to be had.
I glued the Home Ec. fridge door shut in like, junior year. Got suspended for three days. *rolls eyes*
Female friend's sister (and many of her friends) used a weekend to fill an office of a douchebag sexist professor with sand...... door of office opened into office door had a wire mesh window window had to be broken everything in office was destroyed...... no trace was left was filled to the ceiling.
I remember that one. I think you referred to her as a Rachel Rae wannabe and told how she was pulling desperately at the door to get it open. You never told us how you managed to get caught. .
Father and sister played catch with an uncooked egg in the kitchen at night. I turned off the light while egg was in mid-flight. Well worth cleaning up the mess.
When I was in middle school during gym class, the other students would do shit like steal my shoes and take my stuff, you know, bein little fuckheads like every middle school bully is. So I got back at them. I snuck into the locker room during class when there was no one in there, took everones lunchbox, backpacks, clothes, etc., put them in the showers, turned them on, and left. Sucks though, cause when they found out that I did it, 6 of the fuckers grabbed me and beat the shit outta me. And the gym teacher let them do it. He then told me that I had to do a week of in-school suspension, and I was banned from using the locker room for the rest of the semester. He then called my dad and told him what I did, and he kicked my ass when I got home. And people wondered why I hated school... Another time, my senior year of High school, I got trashed and TPed a church. Used about $20 worth of toilet paper. They never did catch me...
In highschool the teachers used to lock the classroom doors at lunchtime...so in electric shop class I would cut half inch pieces of solid core romex and place them in the locks.. I am responsible for a whole lot of canceled classes..I probably made the locksmith guy a pretty penny too
I had also strategically glued nickels to the floor in my conservation class. They narrowed it down to three people that were in both classes, and the other two were total nerds. When he told me that I was "vandalizing school property", I corrected him. "Vandalism is defacing property, detracting value from it. Technically speaking, I ADDED value to yr property. There was, quite literally, money attached to yr property." "...Really, Leina? THAT'S YR ARGUMENT?!"
Once my roommates and I tied a snickers to a string, waited for people to walk by our room and then pulled it back when they reached for it. This entertained me for about 2 hours while I was "studying" for finals.
Man, you are a superglue expert. Next, you'll be telling us that they searched your locker and found a 12-pack of Crazy Glue. Anything else that you glued down or shut? .
The prank they did on the pitcher Viola was funny. He had the shaving cream on his cap for a couple innings. He even took off his cap in the dugout and put it back on without noticing the shaving cream. An umpire couldn't take it anymore and informed him about it on the mound. .
