Do you do kegels?

Discussion in 'Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, etc.' started by pochikuen, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. pochikuen

    pochikuen Banned

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    After some past problems of mine, and various solutions I have come up with a theory. All gay men potentially have prolapsed anus's but they stave off the prolapse by a fierce, and regular regimen of kegel exercises.

    So I am curious, do you do kegels and have you ever had prolapse issues?
     
  2. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    I'm not sure where you get your information but it's not accurate at all. You cannot generalize from your personal experience to an entire population of extremely diverse people. It simply doesn't work that way.
     
  3. Sarah_Again

    Sarah_Again Inspires Irrelevancy

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    The only accurate statement that could follow is 'All gay men are gay' and that still might be false.
     
  4. pochikuen

    pochikuen Banned

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    Jesus Christ. Who woulda thought homosexuals would be so politically correct.

    And neither of you answered the question.
     
  5. sobebella

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    to answer your question, never done kegal exercises and never had a prolapsed anus


    as long as your intelligent enough to know your limits and attempt to look into something you might not be sure on, the chance of a issue arrising is slim, and just for the record, straight men anally masturbate as well, so the question more belongs hear: http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=281
     
  6. KewlDewd66

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    Nope. All the equipment is working just fine. I feel no need to exercise beyond having regular sex.

    There is probably no harm done by doing kegels, so, if you enjoy doing them, more power to you!

    Must agree with Yarapario here... I cannot think of almost anything that would apply to all gay men, save for the fact that they feel a degree of attraction for other men. This really boils down to saying "All gay men are gay." (As pointed out by Sarah Again).

    Take it easy on that theory of yours...

    KD
     
  7. yarapario

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    I don't know what a kegel is so it's pretty unlikely I'm doin' any.
     
  8. Shale

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    I've heard of kegel parties where a bunch of frat boys drink beer until they're pissy drunk then play with each other's pp. :p

    Oh wait, different keg. :eek:


    Damn, I thought I was gay but since I don't have a prolapsed anus, guess I must be str8.

    So, I must be one of those str8 guys you hear about who like to suck cock and rub my cock on other guys belly next to theirs.
     
  9. Yert

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    Kegels are for girls. I do cockpushups.
     
  10. Shale

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    I'd like to see that. :cool:

    (And don't worry, I'm a str8 guy 'cause I got a tight asshole.)
     
  11. QueerPoet

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    LOL. Great answer, yara -- took the words right out of my mouth. :)

    --QP
     
  12. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Damn though QP,now that I think about it maybe I better look 'em up... hell I may be kegelin' my ass off and never even know it. God, the world is so weird
     
  13. sobebella

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  14. pochikuen

    pochikuen Banned

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    its when you flex your anus muscles in order to strengthen the muscles so it doesn't fall out

    and it has nothing to do with tightness, it's more an exercize for the muscles attached to higher up portions of the rectum and around the prostate

    tightness I imagine would be an issue purely of the spinchter, which I do not believe can be re-tightened... but it can be strengthened

    you guys are the gay ones, I thought youd know all about this
     
  15. sobebella

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    crap im not very good at being gay, didnt even know what kegals was >.<
     
  16. yarapario

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    I gotta get a copy of that "Gay Agenda" I keep hearing about. I bet theres a whole chapter on kegels in there.
     
  17. sobebella

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    1. Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible(...)
    2. Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers(...)
    3. Give homosexual protectors a just cause(...)
    4. Make gays look good(...)
    5. Make the victimizers look bad(...)
    6. Get funds from corporate America(...)
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    found it (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_agenda#After_the_Ball)

    no kegals on the agenda....dont worry im updating it:

    1. Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible(...)
    2. Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers(...)
    3. Give homosexual protectors a just cause(...)
    4. Make gays look good(...)
    5. Make the victimizers look bad(...)
    6. Get funds from corporate America(...)[1]
    7. Do research on kegals and practice regularly, to protect from prolapsed anuses.



    now the homosexual world is back in order, we have an updated agenda
     
  18. Shale

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    Many of us have already explained that you thought wrong.

    I'm gay and don't put things in my ass.

    I have met gay bottoms who did and enjoyed me putting my meat in their bottoms, but I have met many others, like myself who don't put things in their ass.

    We have also explained to you that there are str8 guys who do like to get pegged.

    So, how obtuse are you? Is there any more succinct way to tell you that just because we are gay does not mean we like to be butt fucked like you do?

    Gad man, give it a rest.
     
  19. pochikuen

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    Fine. Fine. FINE.


    But were so off subject here.

    None of you, seriously, none of you have even the SLIGHTEST bit of tenderness that feels more 'proper' after a slight poke-in with your finger after taking a large bowel movements that requires a bit of excessive force? Just not even like the tiniest bit? It all retracts but up to completely 100% perfect on it's own? Like even RIGHT after the bowel movement, like not waiting 5 minutes to see or wipe, but like RIGHT after the feces exits?
     
  20. sobebella

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    your very persistent in assuming every one has this prolapsed anal thing going on....are you perhaps trying to make yourself feel normal that it happened to you, thus it must have happened to every homosexual man? tis not the case, even most straight couples that go at it hard dont develop that problem, very rare problem i think...but dont feel down, as long as you dont tell know one, they wont know, best to just forget about the indecent, though if your still having any issues from it, prob should go to a doctor or practice some of those kegals you were talkin about.
     

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