I decided to stop dying my hair

So instead of being patient and letting it grow out, I dyed it the color of my roots. Isn't that just Fascinating? I know! Totally. Now I just have to lose about seventy pounds. SEVENTY. I'm so overweight my fingers look like sausages. It's not really anything new. It's funny, the number on the scale hasn't changed, but I'm so swollen looking I'm kinda shiny. I wonder why that is.

I also need glasses. I didn't just lose my sexy, I ground it into the earth with crushing, jiggly brute force. Like a tsunami.

So how's everyone else?

 

I broke my arm, but everything else is just awesome

Also, seventy pounds doesn't sound too much....

 

Too much beer. I'm off beer now. It should help.

You think metric. Is seventy pounds more than seventy kilos? Because it sound like, and looks like, a hell of a lot. At any rate, that'll put me at 120. That should be a healthy weight for me.

 

Beer is yucky anyways.

 

We'll call this the root-beer makeover. Dye the root color and quit the beer.

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Hehe.

 

I can't do the beer thing either... I only drink liquor straight.

And there's nothing wrong with glasses... they can be very sexy!

 

im trying to grow my hair out. its 3 colours at the moment which i hated at first but im used to it now. there's blonde hair that got dyed over and washed out, normal hair that got dyed darker and then my natural roots. too difficult to keep dying and seeing it fade. just need to chop it all off.

 

Yeah. My hair is pretty long right now. I'm gonna cut it.

 

it's easier, if you dye too much it gets all damaged and angry. blonde really killed my hair. i don't even remember what my natural colour is cos it's been so long since i saw it

 

Glasses are incredibly sexy. shutup.

 

And how! ^

 

I shaved my hair off just so I could stop dying it black and a year later.. it's shoulder length and surprise surprise, I've started dying it black again. But being bald for a bit was fun so I guess it was worth it.

You've also reminded me of how much I miss beer.

 

Not on me they're not.

 

God bless the chubby chasers.

 

i havent dyed my hair in almost a year and i've been dying it regularly since i was like 14. i lover it.

 

indeed.

 

I'm gonna get my hair cut, and we move in to the amusing portion of people tryig to recommend "slimming styles." there ain't no style gonna make me look thinner. That's just bullshit they tell fat women to get them to shell out cash for highlights and a $100 hair cut. Drawing the eyes upward is a load of crap. So I think I'll just go with something that amusues me.

 

I though you were in jail ?

 

Only in the prison of my mind.