Fuckin rednecks (if your a redneck don't click)

Having married a redneck I find I'm a bit twangy myself. But it was put to a vote, I can't marry into redneckistani heritage. You have be born into it. I hide my shamed face whenever the female in-laws sing along with "redneck woman."

 

There are plenty of rednecks in Canada.

 

git r dun

 

it's done did

 

I am surrounded by rednecks, and am kind of a redneck myself... I agree though, they can get a bit out of hand and they piss me off pretty bad when they bring their loud ass trucks around.

But like someone said earlier... lots of weed!

 

I think it has gone from being born country. To some kind of new culture where yeah, they got to drive the biggest truck. Or the loudest. Such as to make more boost to their ego and get recognition among other rednecks......?

It has caught enough recognition to be a new and growing social group i suppose.

 

a redneck is someone who sees a raccoon, and thinks "that'd make a neat hat....."

a redneck is someone who looks at a fucking giant ass truck, and thinks "I wonder if I could tow half a doublewide with that...."

A redneck is someone who has had less mobile cars than homes.....

a redneck is someone who sees the commercial for the dog shirt with pickets, a cupholder, and a place for all his grillin' tools, and thinks "I wonder if they got that at wal mart....."

I am a redneck, and though I curb my redneckism, I am from a long line of rednecks, and I embrace my heritage

don't hate


just avoid nascar.....

 

none of those jokes were funny

 

You don't for a moment understand

none of them were jokes.

They were all actually true (I would have included "you've seen leaf springs, and thought..... ballista...." but not many rednecks know what a ballista is...)

 

Rednecks = people who think Social Networking means pulling the sofa from the livingroom and putting in on the front lawn!

They are more to be pitied than feared :redface:atriot:

 

Rednecks= not that bad for the most part. on the other hand White Trash OH MY GOD

 

Oh yes. Much better to be alone at a desk than outside surrounded by friends and family if it looks tacky.

 

Hell yeah! that way you keep all the rest of the universe within' the boundaries you like best!

and there is always the fun of lookin' down at anyone who ain't friends family or live anywhere further than the boudaries of your yard o'course

Rednecks... keeping secularism and ignorance in the shallow end of the gene pool for generations... gotta luv 'em

 

You mean you're not doing exactly that? Personally, I got bored and lonely and picked going outside. People are fun in real life.

 

anyone who even looks at a computer is now automatically sad and lonely and obviously never ever ventures outside their door?

well damn... i feel such a traitor.. i go outside too... hell i even talked to a stranger once!!

mebbe i'm doing it wrong... insteada going and exploring i shoulda sat in my yard and waited for the world to come to me..... then thrown abuse at them cos they ain't our kin

ain't stereotyping grand

 

you do realize you're mad at me for mocking you about you're stereotyping, right?

 

mad? don't recall being mad...

you do realise that my first post in this thread was so overtly stereotypical to show the thread starter that it's very easy to take the piss out of people you've never met or gotten to know? right? maybe it was too subtle

or are rednecks really a sub culture that only pull their sofa's onto the lawn and never venture out of their yards.....

either way, seems to have caught a nerve....

 

Your language is more aggressive than usual. Back away from the caffeine. Because you seemed very overly sensitive to my "lonely computer desk" comment, too. Just sayin.

We better stop before the youngins show up weeping about our "hypocrisy and clinging to stereotypes."