lol, I guess that is true. Last week the stupid thing ate a ton of raw chicken that was super old... I was really hoping that would finish her off, but no such luck. (I did not give her the chicken) That stupid pit bull will probably live to 20.
Unless evil vibes become a crime... Also, I always feel like "despise" is spelled wrong, not really sure why...
It's natural and very human to hate the following: - poorly behaved children - stupid dogs - senile elderly persons ...as long as you don't kill them.
Nice. In that case, I'm good because this is definitely the stupidest dog on the face of the planet. Also, it smells. Lame.
My friends dog is a cute little West Highland Terrier but I still wish it was dead or had never come to be. I use to hangout at my friends house a lot and smoke weed and play magic the gathering online (this was before I had a girlfriend). So he gets this dog, and likes playing with the dog more than anything in the world. The dog constantly interrupts us and we all have to pay attention to the stupid dog. He constantly would do the baby voices to the dog and his whole world vanished and he only thinks about the dog. I basically had to stop being friends with him because of it. I just hate dogs...they constantly want your attention and I think they make you stupid. They drool, they smell....I just don't see the point. Yea, they love you, but they would love anyone who gave them food and played with them. Okay, the dog was only part of the reason I don't talk to the guy anymore, but it was definitely a major reason.
My old dog did this tons of times. and razor blades. and a few chocolate cakes. etc. It did not die. Not that I wanted it to die, but everyone else besides me and my moms boyfriend (the official owner) did. He was a big stupid jerk who bit everyone besides the two I've mentioned. We ended up giving him training and giving him away. I miss the stupid thing, but it is nice not having to put our garbage can on the counter or cover up everything or hide it away. Weimaraners are awesome with proper training, but otherwise they are incredibly crafty pseudo-retarded jerks.
What does it do besides smell? I'm an animal love by nature. About five or six years I was babysitting this extremely annoying boy named Dustin. Dustin had a dog named Phil. Phil would often sit on my lap and gnaw on my arm(it didn't hurt, it was just gross, and no matter how many times I shoved him away, he would come back). He smelled like shit, and when he gnawed on my arm he would always leave globs of green mucus-y slobber up on the length of my arms and on my pant legs. I often wished death upon his due to this habit and the fact that he smelled so bad I would gag. I didn't kill him though because then I might lose my babysitting gig.
Well, it just barks all the time and it is the most needy animal in the world. It has to be right next to us at every second of the day. I'm not attracted to that kind of dependency. I'm just a little depressed thinking that I'm going to be stuck with this dog right next to me for the next 15 years of my life. I'm just really not a fan of pitbulls either... I'm always worried that it is going to eat some little kid or someone's pet or my cat since she really hates things that are small.
This dog hasn't eaten razor blades yet at least (that I know of) She does love eating sponges though and once ate a huge wad of hash. I love that description... Weimaraners are really pretty though
He had a fan club follow him practically everywhere we took him (which really was everywhere) because he's a babe. We still have the little one because I've had her for ten years and she is great. /nostalgia
