Kicked out of a nudie bar... what’s wrong with this picture?

Picture this... in a nudie bar, there’s this young, beautiful, sexy and totally naked table dancer flashing her pussy 2 inches away from my face while pinching her clit and running her hands up and down her body. Well, any normal guy would get aroused at some point (after all, this is the reason guys attend those places), and then I started to discretely rub my hard-on with my right hand on top of my pants (no I wasn’t doing the Peewee Herman thing, I kept my zipper up). All of a sudden, the girl had this scorn look on her face and excused herself. She came back 30 seconds later with this huge gorilla ordering me to leave for my indecent behaviour! Excuse me! Who’s being indecent here! For an hour I had seen totally naked girls flashing their pussies on stage in front of 60 strangers, and there I am sitting fully clothed in a dark corner (where no body could actually see me) with a naked girl and I am being indecent!

People masturbate at the mall, in church, at school, at the office, in parking lots... yet in a nudie bar, you'd expect such a behaviour a little bit more than other places...

Have you experienced anything like this before? This happened to me twice already in two different locations. If decency is so important to them, they should put clothes on their dancers first!

 

are you even aware of strip club rules in your state?

 

what hes saying is its a place where sexual stuff happens, and that being caught rubbing at yourself shouldnt be treated as an oh my god problem, your gona get an erection if your seeing something your attracted to and thats what that kinda place is for, then they go off on you about trying to descreatly go about your buisness, i mean its not like he wipped it out an went at it lol

 

strip clubs are not jerk off joints

 

Agreed

 

wait... isn't that the whole point of getting a lap dance???

 

strippers just love taking money from guys like you and then having your asses kicked out

 

Common sense prevails here... based on your sense of logic, if you read other threads, you would think that schools, shopping malls, parking lots, even churches are jerk off joints!

Strippers would do everything they can to make you drool and grab your money, that's for sure, but I am shocked at their puritan attitude towards some fully-clothed guy trying to relieve a little bit of tension. I thought those girls would be more open-minded, especially since they work in a sex-charged environment and virtually live in the nude all day long! They trigger their client's hard-ons and then punish you for enjoying the show! Pure hypocrisy! They should be pleased by the effect they have on their clients!

 

I'm sure it is just to keep everything under control, not about morals. Think about the safety of the girls. I'm sure there have been incidents where a guy took it too far and the girls safety was jeopardized, they probably don't want something like that to happen.

Also it is easier to control a place when they are serious with their rules.
They are obviously serious with their rules.

 

it's not their puritan attitude, it's the LAW or club RULES... which you can take up with the OWNER or the GOVERNMENT

i dare you to go to a stripper forum and post this.. they will eat you alive

most strippers are very open minded but most of them aren't going to put up with someone trying to jerk it while they're dancing whether that's on the floor or in VIP... it's their house, their place of work, have some respect

 

I haven't been to a strip joint since my 20s, but I know you can look, you can drool, you can even have a bulge in your pants, but no way would you touch that bulge much less rub it to the point of being noticed.

Someone mentioned strip club laws. That is why they have bouncers and kick you out for the slightest sexual activity; they are protecting the business, which in most communities the prudes are trying to close them down.

I would say if you were kicked out of two different clubs, you are likely doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

 

rules are rules man, if you want to be able to touch that bulge in your pants while getting a lap dance try pulling a girl for real instead of paying for her company at a strip club.

 

i admit its true that for the safety of the dancers, it might be in the best intreast to stop costomers from touching, but this is a place of a sexual nature, it just doesnt seem so insane that some one would rub a little.

also, what if their just shifting? i mean, good times goin on , little less room then before, you maybe wana move it a little and bam your kicked out? and chances are theyre not gona believe when you say "i was just moving it!" because they know the nature of their environment encurages it lol.

 

I am surprised you were just ordered to leave, and that you were not literally kicked out. Look don't touch applies in every sense.

 

I'm surprised that many of you are talking about law, rules and safety... yet, I've just read that other thread about masturbating to orgasm while driving! It seems that most are okay with that and even did it!!! So don't touch yourself in a strip joint, it's illegal and unsafe for the stripper, but you can masturbate to orgasm on the highway...

In my understanding, there's no chance to harm a stripper on the highway, but you can kill 5 innocent people in another car.

Please somebody, explain this!

 

Ahahaha i wonder how many people do that!

 

As a matter of fact, in my university years a while back, a friend then worked part-time as a male stripper for ladies. I was shocked when he told me about what those women do (or try to do) in those dark corners, and especially in isolation booths! And I'm talking about acts that are much worse than rubbing your crotch over your pants.

 

... and apparently, they DON'T get kicked out! What's fair about that!

 

All these stripper bitches want to get some money from the clients. Next time you go there, just give her 100-200 $ and fuck this bitch right there on the dance floor while everybody is watcing it.