who would win? JESUS or Charles Darwin

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  1. TheDiplomat

    TheDiplomat Member

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    who would win in a NO HOLDS BARED FIGHT TO THE DEATH....

    in the BLUE corner :

    JESUS OF NAZERETH!!!!!
    STATS:

    born
    c. 4 BC/BCE

    home town
    Nazareth, Roman Empire (modern-day Israel)


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    In the RED Corner:

    CHARLES DARWIN
    STATS:

    Born
    12 February 1809(1809-02-12)

    Home town
    Mount House, Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England

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    RULES:
    FIGHT TO THE DEATH
    ANYTHING GOES!
    NO GUNS
    NO KNIVES

    get your beers get ready for a brawl :cheers2:
     
  2. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    shoghi effendi.
     
  3. sugarplumplum

    sugarplumplum Member

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    Charles Darwin would win because Jesus would turn the other cheek and not fight.
     
  4. desperad0

    desperad0 Member

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    Tie. They were both wimps. :tongue:
     
  5. Irishhippy85

    Irishhippy85 Member

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    Well since we know Darwin is real ill go for him!! :p
     
  6. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    Jesus would smote his ass.

    Or at the very least tip over his table
     
  7. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Darwin would win. Jesus wouldn't fight. Of course, that's what the Bible says, and the outcome depends on if Jesus can resurrect himself and has access to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's magical powers.
     
  8. spirits...

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    jesus would some how find a way to convince darwin to back down and bring peace...or just strike him down in an instant
     
  9. GeraniumPollen

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    Jesus hath saied that not only be he God but also that his daddy and his spirit be God. So best bet on him lest ye suffer ¡eternal damnation!
     
  10. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    I'm willing to risk going to hell for all eternity for being wrong. Why aren't you? Chickenshit?
     
  11. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    i broke a tie.. darwin
     
  12. GeraniumPollen

    GeraniumPollen Member

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    haha ur going to he-ell :p
     
  13. ChristianToker

    ChristianToker Member

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    It's assuming Jesus would fight. In that case, Jesus would win. I don't even know why this is a poll. It's kind of obvious.
     
  14. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    That's where all the cool people will be. :cool:
     
  15. bluesensation

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    jesus has the power of god! the creator of everything, all charles has is philosophy. last time i checked magical powers beat phiosophy ey?
     
  16. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    Dude Jesus had a gang or "the 12 diciples"...Darwins eyes wouldve been skulled if he even touched Jesus lol
     
  17. largeamount

    largeamount Senior Member

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    u guys are really dumb everyone knows that if jesus gets hit he must turn the other cheek to get hit again... hes not allowed to fight back
     
  18. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    No way jesus has super powers he will fuck your shit up.
     
  19. largeamount

    largeamount Senior Member

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    i would kick jesus in the head
     
  20. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    Lol hed attack you with a burning bush
     

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