who would win? JESUS or Charles Darwin

who would win in a NO HOLDS BARED FIGHT TO THE DEATH....

in the BLUE corner :

JESUS OF NAZERETH!!!!!
STATS:

born
c. 4 BC/BCE

home town
Nazareth, Roman Empire (modern-day Israel)





In the RED Corner:

CHARLES DARWIN
STATS:

Born
12 February 1809(1809-02-12)

Home town
Mount House, Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England






RULES:
FIGHT TO THE DEATH
ANYTHING GOES!
NO GUNS
NO KNIVES

get your beers get ready for a brawl :cheers2:

 

shoghi effendi.

 

Charles Darwin would win because Jesus would turn the other cheek and not fight.

 

Tie. They were both wimps. :tongue:

 

Well since we know Darwin is real ill go for him!!

 

Jesus would smote his ass.

Or at the very least tip over his table

 

Darwin would win. Jesus wouldn't fight. Of course, that's what the Bible says, and the outcome depends on if Jesus can resurrect himself and has access to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's magical powers.

 

jesus would some how find a way to convince darwin to back down and bring peace...or just strike him down in an instant

 

Jesus hath saied that not only be he God but also that his daddy and his spirit be God. So best bet on him lest ye suffer ¡eternal damnation!

 

I'm willing to risk going to hell for all eternity for being wrong. Why aren't you? Chickenshit?

 

i broke a tie.. darwin

 

haha ur going to he-ell

 

It's assuming Jesus would fight. In that case, Jesus would win. I don't even know why this is a poll. It's kind of obvious.

 

That's where all the cool people will be.

 

jesus has the power of god! the creator of everything, all charles has is philosophy. last time i checked magical powers beat phiosophy ey?

 

Dude Jesus had a gang or "the 12 diciples"...Darwins eyes wouldve been skulled if he even touched Jesus lol

 

u guys are really dumb everyone knows that if jesus gets hit he must turn the other cheek to get hit again... hes not allowed to fight back

 

No way jesus has super powers he will fuck your shit up.

 

i would kick jesus in the head

 

Lol hed attack you with a burning bush