Bro dude Dawgg

Is it just me or are these very valuable words of wisdom? Why do people say these things? Well first of all, I will give you here folks bro dogs here dudes and dudettes and dawgitas and idea of where these originated (since i am in fact the ORIGINAL BroDawg(c)) So
First of all, Bro, is a word that originates in the land of surfers, and only surfers. Soon enough though, the world started to notice those surfers going hey bro whats up bro and thought wow waht a cool awesome thing to say. I wish I could be a bro, if i was a bro all the time, than i would be the happiest, bro.

Thirdly, dude wow dawg this one goes BACK. Dude is what originated originally from the first stoner that would surf on weekends Only. His name was Senior Spackles. Now Spackles was very jealous of all of his bro friends for they could surf on the weekdays AND weekends. Now the problem was dog, that he had to work, and it wasn't all bad because after he sold his custom made pine cones, 40% of his customers would offer him a hand job because they were so superiorlly made dude dog. You don't even know. Now back to the story homes, So senior Spackles wanted to be a pro surfer so he had to make a huge decision Between awesome Pine cone inspired hand jobs or to be the biggest BroDAWG of them all. I think we all know which one he picked for us to have gotten this far. Next day at work Spackles went through his daily routine, and then there was a guy that wanted to buy a pinecone. Dawgs, I don't know If you are ready for this but then all of a sudden without thinking, Spackles was like "sorry man bro, no dudes allowed at my pine cone booth" Then the dude that was the first dude ever came to be. Unfortunately, the dude was not pleased by this word. The dude was like WTF did you just say?? This is the day that sargeant spackles died of murder. Sorry bro.

Now homestitas, Do you know how dawgg came to be? thats right black people (they are so cool omg)
Ok Guys, Im BroDawg and i made that word yes I am that cool.

 

good job

 

Lulz

 

loser

 

Yeah you obviously aren't part of my bro gang. Foo. GTFO FOOLIO

 

what is this

 

Cmon dudes, i'm just trying to be a homie bye trying to lighten the mood and tell you bra about my story of how these words originalated.

 

ok good story

 

ah ha!

 

i hate hearing people say what up braaa

 

I am 12 years old and what is this?

 

Dudde Come on I have explained My awesome ways already, if you can't be a chillin homie i will have to ask you to GTFO.

 

Wtf...I do not approve

 

You should publish that shit....bra

 

<Treedawg..


WOOF Yo!:seeya:

 

i saw cannbis post and i had to find this

 

BRAHHHH

 

Dude wtf i have said brodog before.

 

but not "brodawg"

 

:banghead: