Masturbation.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. burningdirty

    burningdirty Member

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    2-3 times a day if i can get away with it
     
  2. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    lol...sorry...hey can i have microphone?!
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha why sure my'lady...hehe wanna do duet :D
     
  4. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    okay...i actually made up a sex song a while ago:

    I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
    LAAAA!
    SEX WITH YOU!
    I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
    SEX SEX SEX
    WITH YOU!!
    FUCK!
    ::to be sung in operatic fashion::
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    hmm... i havent had sex in over...almost 4 months....thats longer than it sounds :p
     
  6. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    i know i am married...but its hard sometimes to have time to have sex when we both work alot and i am in school fulltime.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah thats the jam :D hehe
     
  8. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    :) yay! sex song!
     
  9. Oh So strangE indeeD

    Oh So strangE indeeD Member

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    Once a day at least..and now that I'm grounded and have nothing better to do..who the hell knows
     
  10. Imperfection

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    Probably twice a week, practically never if I have a girlfreind.
     
  11. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    damn man...damn....im sorry for ya :(

    ever thought about hookers?
     
  12. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    haha i mean, ever thought about paying for one?
     
  13. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    ENCORE ENCORE
     
  14. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Go back to your daddy's room, I hear him calling for you...
     
  15. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    chuck, i suggest you read "if only i had a car," in random thoughts
     
  16. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    ill look for it.
     
  17. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    thank you
     
  18. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I still havent found that damn thread.
     
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  20. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    [thread=45772]If only I had a car[/thread]
     

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