How big is your dick, do you pleasure your woman?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Paap28, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. Paap28

    Paap28 Member

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    My woman has never complained with the size of my machine it is 14 inchs which I hear is quite long.

    I enjoy fucking her but I cant seem to do anal, she finds it very uncomfatable.

    the look on her face on our first night doing it when she undid my zip, and it popped out, she almost cried, she has gotten used to it now though. I wanted her to give me head a few times but she finds that uncomfortable as well, I once came on her face, it totally covered her I felt so turned on there though.

    anyone else either have a long penis and cant do certain things or does anyone have a small penis and cant please their women?
     
  2. xxaru

    xxaru Guru of Porn

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    14 inches... riiiight...:rolleyes: Why don't you post some pics to prove it.
     
  3. Triple Ace

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    That's what I was thinking. 14 inches, that's just ridiculous. I'm not saying impossible, but it's probably B.S.

    I have about a 6 in cock, it's actually 6 inches & 2/16ths so I just round down to 6 since it's so close.

    I'm lucky, I always wanted a bigger than average cock, I always thought that's what girls wanted, until I realized that I LOVE anal, and having a huge cock would be a disadvantage for that, so I'm glad I'm just regular.

    I mean some women can handle a huge cock in the ass, but most can't. Sometimes it's good to be regular.
     
  4. Shale

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    Excellent Idea!

    And even those would be fake, like Long Dong Silver who "only" had 10 inches.

    I just measured - 14 inches from my crotch is at my knee. Which is why I thought of Long Dong.

    (Which is why I again say we need to make guests contribute a certain number of posts before they can start a thread)
     
  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Bhahah, my machine is legend, it runs a power plant, I scoff at your pathetic little dick, and lable you "Neddle dick the bug fucker"

    Peace
     
  6. Paap28

    Paap28 Member

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    well measurements arent always correct it may be 13-12 I'll have to try again that was the first time I measured. but it is big. The main point of this thread was do you feel sexually handicapped in certain sexual situations like I am with anal.
     
  7. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    14 inches is larger than the largest penis ever officially measured. So, we are sceptical.
     
  8. lukeington

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    pics or it didnt happen
     
  9. Confissledone

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    Last I checked the world record was at 18 inches.

    Sadly, I'm not in the double digits like our OP here but I'm not ashamed of my size. I'm at 9 inches and thank God I successfully give her multiple orgasms when we have sex.
     
  10. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I double-checked. The largest erect penis ever officially measured was 14 inches. But there was no verification. The largest one measured and verified was 13.5 inches.

    more info:
     
  11. deleted

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    why cant we measure nuts.. this is not fair. :mad:
     
  12. Confissledone

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    Hmm thats odd, I remember reading about 18 inches being the biggest back in like 2001 or 2002. Guess it was a fake site or something. Guess I got told lol.

    Well I guess that means our OP was a liar with a 5 incher?
     
  13. Iphi29

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    Don't you mean 14cm ?
     
  14. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    May I just say, as a woman--- it's not the size that counts, it really is all in technique or "how you use it".
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    mine gets in the way all the time when Im trying to eat my supper :mad:
     
  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Mine's big enough to hug 'n kiss,but who's measuring.
     
  17. Confissledone

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    flowers you are absolutely correct but only up to a certain extent. My gf used to say the exact same thing and she says she's been proven wrong.
     
  18. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    He may not be a liar. Maybe he just doesn't know the difference between cm and inches. 14 cm = 5.5 in.
     
  19. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    why are all the dudes freaking out about the OP's real dick size.. lmao no one is actually contributing anything to this thead (me included)
     
  20. Confissledone

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    Pfff they're just jealous :p
     

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