Backwoods

Do you remember the one about me smoking an ounce with a 9 year-old and his mom?

 

You wild, bruh.

No I don't, tell me.

 

lol There's nothing to tell. I just smoked an ounce one night with a 9 year-old and his mom. haha That's all there is to it:tongue:

I was pretty drunk that night too. I was so fukt up that I ended up putting a bag of popcorn in the microwave so long that it caught on fire. haha

 

Did you blow shotguns into the kid's mouth?

On the subject of youngsters smoking, I was 11 and had smoked a joint. Sat down for some Nickelodeon and damn! The background music on Jimmy Neutron was giving me orgasms before I could ejaculate.

It was like I had been watching tv all that time and never noticed the awesome music that guides your feelings. I fucking love Jimmy Neutron.

 

haha I don't think blew the kid a shotgun. I don't really remember much about that night anyway, other than smoking my whole sack and catching the popcorn on fire.

Jimmy Neutron is the shizz. I've only really watched it once, and that was when I was sitting in the dentist's chair getting a root canal and taking deep breathes of nitrous.

 

both you guys are cool and all, but the 1st thing that jumps to mind about that (smoking with 9 year olds, etc)....is
NOT COOL

i did laugh though

 

lol It's really not cool. The mother of the 9 year-old I smoked with always said I had to smoke with her sons if I was going to smoke in her house, so I said "fuck it.....let's smoke". lol It's not like I was giving the kid cigarettes:tongue:

 

Wow. 26 posts in one day. Thanks guys!
Phelps, yeah i don't smoke tobacco. cept for blunts but i dont count that.
and to whoever told me to try it, i would if i could get one.
and to the person who said they're not common in illinois, yeah, your right man. But I know a friend who knows where to get them.

God Bless!!

 

^ Yeah I'm gonna have to aggree that, while funny, smoking with 12 year olds isnt cool.

I bought a backwoods once, and like someone above me said it was pretty delicate and a little hard to roll. So I stick with my dutches .

 

I like blunts too.. But we get blunt wraps here. not cigars lol.

 

I've recently come to the conclusion that blunt wraps>dutches and the like. I've been a die hard Game Green advocate for about a year, but with Zig Zag blunt wraps, you get two for a dollar, a much easier roll, way bigger hits while having way smoother hits at the same time, and you don't have to deal with having a shitty cigar. The only downside is a blunt wrap usually burns faster than a Game. I get about 3 full rotations off a wrap and 4 off a Game with 4 people in the cypher, with everyone just toking as they please then passing. But fuck Dutchmasters, they are terrible. Classic and traditional, but terrible.

 

I prefer cigars to bluntwraps, most of the time. When rolled properly, and with a proper cigar, cigars leaves smoke a lot longer and more evenly than wraps, in my experience.

 

Thats funny, because I experienced just the opposite. Blunt wraps burn a whole hell of a lot more even when I roll them than when someone else rolls a Dutchmaster.

 

royal blunt wraps are better and cheaper than most cigars like swisher sweets but i do like rolling a dutch master our just a fresh strawberry rilo from time to time.

 

My cousin used to go through a box of 100 Royal Bluntwraps every week, and he put at least 2-3g in each one of them. Hell, I usually smoked at least half of the blunts with him:sifone:

 

That's like. 14 blunts a day. 2-3g's a pop? So he smoked at least an ounce a day..He rob banks too?

 

Me and my friends smoked a retarded amount of wraps over the summer but have recently switched to smoking Dutch/Games. The Cigars def burn slower but i really miss the huge/hard hits of a blunt wrap..plus the shoties seem better with the wraps...i miss smokin wraps..fuck it im buyin some tommrow BLUNTVILLE!

 

hahaha No, he was selling at least 2lb per week, but usually more, and he smoked at least a QP every week.

 

I'm just playing around.

Nobody bit.

 

lol I wasn't playing.