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Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by chiefburningtoke, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. chiefburningtoke

    chiefburningtoke Member

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    My name starts with a D and ends with an N. and I'm comin at ya from the great state of anxiety. I've been a member for 3.5 months...
     
  2. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Congrats.
     
  3. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Ooh i live in a surburb of Anxiety, maybe you've been there it's called "flatulation" ..

    My name starts with an F and ends with a T..


    Peace
     
  4. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    lol... Nice :)
     
  5. chiefburningtoke

    chiefburningtoke Member

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    I would like to meet in Vegas this spring with the nicest people on here, and have a rip- roaring good time filled with steamy intellectual romances gurgling with the sweat of psycho-erotic babble.

    it is one of my goals to make love to a girl from each decade of life within the next 5 years from 18-70. This will involve much more romance and the slow dance of coy middle-aged seduction than the jack-hammer coitus so prevalent in daytime T.V. these days. I am putting this off until the spring, because I still havent perfected a technique to snort Viagra; I still haven't consulted my doctor to find out if I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...
     
  6. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    By spring they may all be dead..

    Peace
     
  7. chiefburningtoke

    chiefburningtoke Member

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    You may well be right...did you hear about the Kirlian prostitute who specialized in Aura sex?
     
  8. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Yeah, she lives under my bed in a box..

    Peace
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    dan?
    don?
    damien?
    duncan?



    oh, i know! dumpelstiltskin!
     
  10. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Why are you "chief" burning toke?
     
  11. chiefburningtoke

    chiefburningtoke Member

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    Long before the white man brought firesticks and disease, the Iwannapotmi Indians had roamed the thick forests between what is now called Peoria, Illinois and Columbus, Ohio; these industrious people grew hemp to weave clothes, and fashioned enormous jugs from the heavy clay soil after finding jug weaving extremely difficult.

    What does this have to do with me? Not a damn thing! My name is meant to have a libertarian flair to it-I am the boss of my decisions to intermittently delve into burning, psychotropic plants-hence Chiefburningtoke.
     
  12. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I love you
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    dean.....;-)
    Welcome to the forums.
    Hope you find fun.
    Peaceful thoughts your way.... Farmout ;-)
     
  14. chiefburningtoke

    chiefburningtoke Member

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    do you just love me or are you "in" love with me?? (sorry to be so picky)
     
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