In Asheville, North Carolina this banjo player tried to set a record for the highest unicycle ride. They had to put him up there with a crane, he fell off the big ass unicycle, and when he did I went inside and laughed for like twenty nine hours.
Hm, that means you owe the universe nine pence for every scotch egg you're ever stolen young lady:toetap05: scotch EGG!:willy_nilly:
Reading this slowly and out of context meant i guessed a whole different meaning before i got to the end.
I used to save gum wrappers up all week, and then on sunday when we went to church I'd take the money out of my offering envelope and put the gum wrappers in it so it felt like something was in there and put that in the offering basket,, Yay i had free money Peace
I'm trying to get rid of all the guilt I carry.. There was a gas station that had an old Pepsi machine, the kind that has the glass door you open to pull your selection out of. I would go down there late at night, pop the caps off of the bottles and drain as much as I could from them into a large glass. Peace
I puked up in the pants aisle of Primark the other day and Lithium watched in admiration Ps. This is a true story
^ I can vouch for this. That's my girl! *proud* It was ded sexy n that phwoar yeh beef tomatoes wooar
I know all the names of the members of S Club 7 and love dancing to their greatest hits. I'm also a fan of Destiny's Child and feel empowered when I sing their lyrics. The shoes on my feet...I bought em! All Saints and The Sugababes also meet my approval. These are just a few of the wonders I enjoyed on Youtube until 4 am last night. I also sat through almost an entire DVD from my local conservative MP at about 3.30 am. I once spelled something wrong and I thought "I was led on the bed" was a perfectly acceptable sentence. I have destroyed Fingermouse's brian with my spindle. I have just corrected Fingermouse about the spelling of Sugababes. She thought it had an r in it. Unforgivable. :coffee:
