So, I am pretty far away from the ski resort I go to normally, so usually it is pretty clear traffic, and can get there in approx 40 min. Well today was going to be a good day in the snow I figured, it probably would have been if I actually got there. So there is a huge storm goin on today, and driving in a snow storm sucks penis balls. I knew it was going to be harder than normal, I didn't realize that it was going to be super annoying. First of all to start out my day, I got up to some traffic that could be seen for a mile ahead of me, I was like fuck this, and tried to take an alternate route that I know goes ahead of all this traffic. After I got on the route, it turned out to be JUST AS MUCH traffic on that road. I waited about 1-2 hours going fucking insane. I have quattro, so I decided to go up the mountain without chains. Bad Idea. I was casually driving being very careful and shit, then randomly my car starts sliding. I practically come to a complete stop to regain control, but I end up accelerating and not moving at all. I was on a slope I was fuckin scared. Then I budged it in reverse a little, and budged it back forward, and finally moved. At this point I was like fuck this, and did a uey back down the mountain. So on my way back, it was just as shit as the way there. So I was almost back in my town that I needed to get to, but then randomly, my car lost control at only like 20 mph, so I turned my wheel as far as I could and still kept going. I just barely went into a pile of snow on the side, and a minute later some very nice people stopped to help me out. He dug my car out of all the snow, but it still wouldn't move. Then thankfully a tow truck guy came along, and I helped reverse it out of that shit. He was like lay off the brakes and roll down, I think I did use the brake a little bit when it happened to, so yeah I guess it was kinda my fault. Then, the snow storm got super hectic, and it was not easy to even see the road, but I could see the other cars just fine. I was not completely on my side of the road, so the next thing I know I look in my rear and see police lights. Fuckin great. So yeah he gave me shit about not being all the way on the right, and then he asked me if I had been drinking. I told him no, go ahead and give me the breathalyzer. So then he was like whens the last time you smoked marijuana? And I was like ummm a few months ago, he was like are you sure about that? And was like its really bright out here and I can see your pupils are huge, so don't lie to me. I'm going to ask you again, whens the last time you smoked marijuana? I told him the same thing looking him dead in the eyes. Then I was like yeah I just had a little crash a few minutes ago so my adrenalin's really pumpin.(which was the truth, but my pupils are always huge when I get pulled over, I fuckin hate it so it makes my pupils big its such bullshit how that works out) At that point he finally seemed to buy it though, I gave him my liscense after he gave me the finger test (which i'm a master at). And yes, I had smoked right in my car about an hour before that when I was stuck in traffic lol and also had my pipe and weed in my jacket pocket the whole time (like an ounce). So yeah, on the positive side, I did get a little bit better at lying to the police. I hate talking to the police so much, like I knew exactly what I wanted to say, but when it came out, I subconciously knew I was lying, so I noticed my heart rate went way up. And I think he could feel that vibe of my lie, so that's when he was like don't lie to me. So I knew, the only way I was going to get through this was to make myself really believe that I smoked a couple months ago. Thats how to be a good liar you just tell yourself thats really what happened. Its not easy though, because a part of me absolutely knew it was 100% horse shit, so I did not know if he was gonnah buy it. I think I got some of my skills from ricky on trailer park boys, he is an absolute inspiration on bullshitting the pigs its like the funniest thing he does. But yeah, tomarrow, I wake up early, and I use chains, hopefully will turn out alot better.
sucks you didn't get to go boarding man...at least you didn't get busted. Sounds like you are getting more snow in cali than we are here in onterrible.
I know the day turned out alot better then it could have. And yeah it hasn't snowed for a while but it's supposed to snow more this week even though its been snowing literally all day. I am gonnah have fun.
