Saw a kid with waxy dreads

It was too damn funny.

He didn't even rip and twist or backcomb or anything. He just bunched his hair up and literally smeared wax on the pieces of hair.

I was tellin' him how he's not even doing the right thing. He says "you don't even have dreads you don't know what your talking about". So I laugh.

I take my touque off (it's a winter hat for you americans and such) and he almost shits his pants. He was like "I didn't even know you had dreads, your hat was hiding them perfectly".

And I said "yeah, I know, I wish they were visible when I wear a hat but it's too cold to not wear one".

Anyway back to the dreads. He says "why are yours so tubular in some parts, and there actually gettin' kinda hard".

I said "because I do nothing to my hair". He thought I was just fuckin' around.

He goes "nah, seriously man, I want those. How do you do it". So I told him to wash all the wax out, wait a month, and then look up TnR'ing on the internet. Then don't touch your hair for a year and a bit and they'll look sick.

He was really embarrassed but he thanked me afterward.

I felt like such a dread god.

I'm still only at about 5 months. The bottoms of my dreads are still mostly loose but almost half of all the dreads are getting hard and locking perfectly.

In 5 more months they'll probably look SICK. Then after 10 months it all goes way uphill from there.

 

Nice. : )

 

I love those days when you feel like a dread god.

 

I am the dread God of dread Gods...

 

I saw a chick in at my work a few weeks back who looked like she had a dread perm.

At that moment, I was officially a hypocrite because I'm usually the 'who am I to judge' person but I couldn't help wanting to bitch slap her.

 

Hey Holmes have we seen your locks yet? Or are you a photo free poster?

 

I'm a lazy poster who seldom ventures near a camera.
I meant to take some at New Years but yeah...what I just said.

 

It's fine, I'm just a nosy poster...

 

I am the dreaded supreme ruler of all gods demigods and queens!!

 

this wigger kid at the park told me my dreads were ugly and insisted that i "re-twist" and use wax. he also rudely grabbed one of my little dreads on the side of my rat's nest and tried to demonstrate what he meant by "re-twisting" . i was contemplating on educating his narrow mind with my broad fist. but then i thought it would be better to use words. at the end of our conversation he had a new found respect for neglect dreading and a lack of broken nose.

yay dread god moments!....?

 

A person once looked at my dreads with a questionable expression. I nearly pulled a lightsaber on there sorry arse.
So instead I hurled rocks

 

I really appreciate the way Enjoy handles his problems.

 

Agreed.

 

The dread Mr. Miyagi anyway.

 

ohh you guys

 

lmao ok...enjoy you get props today

 

A chick I used to work with once told me when I was at around 5-6 months "Your dreads are lookin, lyk so totally messay, you need to lyk, get them re-done". I later saw her BFs perfectly maintained salon perfect dreads with several layers of wax on them. I lold, and didnt offer the dude any advice, because Im a **** like that.