Saw a kid with waxy dreads

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    It was too damn funny.

    He didn't even rip and twist or backcomb or anything. He just bunched his hair up and literally smeared wax on the pieces of hair.

    I was tellin' him how he's not even doing the right thing. He says "you don't even have dreads you don't know what your talking about". So I laugh.

    I take my touque off (it's a winter hat for you americans and such) and he almost shits his pants. He was like "I didn't even know you had dreads, your hat was hiding them perfectly".

    And I said "yeah, I know, I wish they were visible when I wear a hat but it's too cold to not wear one".

    Anyway back to the dreads. He says "why are yours so tubular in some parts, and there actually gettin' kinda hard".

    I said "because I do nothing to my hair". He thought I was just fuckin' around.

    He goes "nah, seriously man, I want those. How do you do it". So I told him to wash all the wax out, wait a month, and then look up TnR'ing on the internet. Then don't touch your hair for a year and a bit and they'll look sick.

    He was really embarrassed but he thanked me afterward.

    I felt like such a dread god. :cool:

    I'm still only at about 5 months. The bottoms of my dreads are still mostly loose but almost half of all the dreads are getting hard and locking perfectly.

    In 5 more months they'll probably look SICK. Then after 10 months it all goes way uphill from there. :D
     
  2. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Nice. : )
     
  3. hellodreadhead

    hellodreadhead Beta as fuck

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    I love those days when you feel like a dread god.
     
  4. Merrivale

    Merrivale Senior Member

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    I am the dread God of dread Gods...
     
  5. SithLocked Holmes

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    I saw a chick in at my work a few weeks back who looked like she had a dread perm.

    At that moment, I was officially a hypocrite because I'm usually the 'who am I to judge' person but I couldn't help wanting to bitch slap her.
     
  6. Merrivale

    Merrivale Senior Member

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    Hey Holmes have we seen your locks yet? Or are you a photo free poster?
     
  7. SithLocked Holmes

    SithLocked Holmes Member

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    I'm a lazy poster who seldom ventures near a camera.
    I meant to take some at New Years but yeah...what I just said.
     
  8. Merrivale

    Merrivale Senior Member

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    It's fine, I'm just a nosy poster...
     
  9. VULGAR

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    I am the dreaded supreme ruler of all gods demigods and queens!!
     
  10. SkinnyHorse

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    this wigger kid at the park told me my dreads were ugly and insisted that i "re-twist" and use wax. he also rudely grabbed one of my little dreads on the side of my rat's nest and tried to demonstrate what he meant by "re-twisting" . i was contemplating on educating his narrow mind with my broad fist. but then i thought it would be better to use words. at the end of our conversation he had a new found respect for neglect dreading and a lack of broken nose.

    yay dread god moments!....?
     
  11. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    A person once looked at my dreads with a questionable expression. I nearly pulled a lightsaber on there sorry arse.
    So instead I hurled rocks
     
  12. alaska.greenie

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    I really appreciate the way Enjoy handles his problems.
     
  13. alyssajewel

    alyssajewel Member

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    Agreed.
     
  14. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    The dread Mr. Miyagi anyway.
     
  15. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    ohh you guys
     
  16. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    lmao ok...enjoy you get props today
     
  17. BrotherMat

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    A chick I used to work with once told me when I was at around 5-6 months "Your dreads are lookin, lyk so totally messay, you need to lyk, get them re-done". I later saw her BFs perfectly maintained salon perfect dreads with several layers of wax on them. I lold, and didnt offer the dude any advice, because Im a **** like that.
     
  18. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    :)
     
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