duct tape Vs. chuck norris

who'd win in a fight between duct tape and chuck norris?

 

Duct Tape is Ineffable, Chuck Norris was constructed with Duct Tape, and Duct Tape has the power to control all Duct Tape. Therefore, weaking Chuck Norris immensely.

 

Steven Seagal would kick both their asses....and then sing songs at their funerals

 

The fight cannot occur, because Jaques Pepin does not allow it.

and were either to go against his wishes, he would destroy them.

 

both sister. They's tie (pun intended;duct tape-tie0). The two are mutually benificial. Nothing excedes the superfiacial, pseudo hipnness of CHuck Norris. How old is that dude anyway..He's a bit over the hill

 

according to wikipedia, he is 2 years older than duct tape.

 

Duct tape is a tool of chucks to hold his nut sack off the floor. This fight would not happen.

 

someone has sugested to me that they would combine forces and become duct norris.

 

nice.

 

it's the unstoppable force v's immovable object

(but chuck would win, hair is duct tapes only natural enemy... it's all in the beard)

 

Lmao that episode was the shit

 

Ouch.....

 

I cannot think of a witty remark, but I say duct tape wins.

 

i am really shocked that duct tape is winning.. i wonder if chuck knows this.

 

what we have here, is a paradox

 

I would like to write a parady of Boogabah's poetic post (aliteration intended).

WHo would win between spread legs or a man named Boris?:deadxmas::xmastree: