Too Much Information

Post something that would be better left unsaid. It can be real or made-up. The most outrageous or disturbing post wins.

Example: I just went to the bathroom and lost about ten pounds. It clogged the toilet - even without any toilet paper in there.

 

when i went to have some pre-cancerous cells burnt off my cervix, the smell of my own burning flesh made my tummy rumble...

 

It is possible for a guy to come without an erection, if he is patient enough.

 

I hate when I wipe my ass and the tissue gets balled up on the hair in "the Region"

 

Tiger Woods has had at least 7 mistresses.

 

have you tried yet?

 

my brother left a huge log in the toilet for me to see this morning.

 

Klingons circling Uranus.

 

A guy in my college dorm delivered what he considered to be "the perfect shit" and wanted everyone to come and see it before he flushed it.

 

i learned how men shave their nuts. :/

 

I have a rather Huge.........Hemorrhoid.....;-0

 

Betty White on Saturday Night Live:

"My muffin hasn't had a cherry in it since 1939."

 

Carmen Electra got genital herpes from Dennis Rodman (according to her).