Random Accusation Game

Lost her teddy bear and can't sleep without it...

 

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

 

and there was an unexplained banana....

 

you dont actually smoke cigars....thats just your natural breath aroma

 

you have fleas

 

your fleas have fleas...and your flea fleas all have little flea families

 

Your idea of Al-Fresco is eating a twix at the bus stop.

 

your city is so weird that you got arrested once for public decency

 

He like to expose himself to little old ladies....

 

all you want do is have some fun

 

Secretly sniffs used sanitary products.

 

hopes to one day escape from her prison....;-)

 

everyone on here, except for me, chews on their toenails.
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always farts in the bathtub

 

always pisses in the bathtub

 

likes golden showers....;-)

 

you stole my last tampax!!!

 

Secretly wants to make passionate love to the man that sits across from you on the train on your morning commute...