your first fight

I have no idea what that says

 

haha, its what people swordsmen say when they challenge a person

 

haha oh...Too shay hahah i dont know if thats how you spell it but i spelled it like it sounded

 

haha...i dont think that has anything to do with dueling

 

hahahaha oh, well, haha it does now

 

my first and only fight...
scott k...i forgot his last name but remember it started with a k
he stole my doll so i pushed him to the ground and then kicked him...yeah i was fiesty
then so i wouldnt get in trouble i ran to my teacher before he could, put on the fake tears and said he stole my dolly
fucker got sent to the principal...hahahhahaa
never been in a fight since then

 

Touche'

 

Toupe'!

 

First real fight was last year, with a guy who was constantly acting like an asshole to me and to alot of people at school. I'm a thin, relatively weak looking guy, so he decided to push me, I got pissed, he missed a punch, and I landed one on his nose... lovely day. He's one of my best mates now.

 

so you guys mate a lot?

 

was in 7th or 8th grade, and i lost to a dude WHILE he was eating pizza, on the playground at recess! food and fighting on the playground, man, what a rebel...

i usually just take my dads advice which was run until you get away or you find a big stick... i've ran a good 3 or 4 times, had rocks thrown at me once walking near a ghetto, and been jumped once in front of my ex by 15 black kids...diidnt really fight back, just kind of lied there stoned and took it like a little boy...didnt take anything even though my bowl and everything fell outta my pocket, though one of them did throw my drink before they did anything, i woulda gave him a sip.... oh and i was robbed at what i found out later to be fake gunpoint once for like 160 bucks of me and my friends money trying to get an ounce of weed....

 

you don't know how much that made me crack up for some weird reason, it's very rare i ever laugh from something i read on here but THAT made me laugh
hahaha im a fuckin loser

 

haha, don't feel bad i laugh at stuff from here all the time...

 

I made a good friend that way back in New York.

 

In grade 5, this girl and I got in a fight, i can't remember why, so i threw one of the chairs at her, and then she kicked me, and i pushed her into the fishtank, then the principal came in the room, and we both got suspended for 2 weeks

umm, only other fight was in grade 8, when this guy put gum in my hair, and was bugging my friends, so i picked up my knapsack (that had like textbooks, and binders, and books in it..) and i beat him into the locker..

hah, don't put gum in my hair..

 

damn

 

I was two years old and I bit my dad on the knee and he spanked me...does that count?

 

no fights are really real until about 15-16... dunno i've been in a handful - the last two at parties when i've seen guys hit girls. just fair warning to girls tho who consider it good self-defense to kick a guy in the balls... that is the one and only reason i would ever hit a girl. go for the kids and i'll probably deck you as hard i can, and i know lots of guys who think the same. just saying becareful where you kick.

 

I've been in too many to count. In elementary school, we were all playing games in the music room after school, and the power went out. I took it upon myself to punch him in the face when no one could see me. It was great. I gotta go get high. later all.