The Funniest High Experience You've EVER HAD!

I want to know! Please share your funniest high moments... I do need a good laugh.

I'll start with my most recent.

I was with a group of friends and we were sitting in our own circle passing the bong, when I smelt my freshly painted purple nail polish.
I looked at my friend Ricardo and was like, "Man, I don't know if its just me, but my nails... they smell like grape!"
Ricardo gives me the and i urge him to smell my nails. Finally, i convinced him and he looks at me like ... o.o IT DOES SMELL LIKE GRAPE.
Keep in mind, this nail polish wasn't smelly nailpolish, just normal.
We laughed and giggled and about 10 minutes later, we hear our friend say,

"Yo ben, can you pass the grape cigar?"


....

 

Man, I have to pick just one?

 

heh, no.
feel free to share as many as you want.

 

Oh, Jesus. Let's see if I can come up with something more recent. Okay, about two weeks ago, my friends Hunter, Megan, and I were smoking. For some reason, whenever Hunter smokes out of pipes, he ends up swallowing some of the smoke instead of just inhaling it. I've never really noticed him burping up smoke before, so this was the first time I've really experienced it. After we had passed the bowl around back to me, he burped, and this huge cloud of smoke just came out of his mouth, lol. It was like a delayed reaction kind of thing for his body or something, ha. So, I started laughing, because I thought it was funny. Then, Megan looks at him with this confused expression on her face and she says, "Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to present Hunter, the human bong." Then, Hunter and I started cracking up. Hunter's face got stuck in this crazy open-mouth stretched out looking Chinese kind of face while he was laughing and stumbling around, because he couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. Then, I was laughing at him and falling out of my chair. And Megan's looking at both us, back and forth, shaking her head and chuckling. It was funny. You just had to have been there to fully appreciate the hilarity of it.

 

one of my funniest high moments, was when we convinced a friend to prank call another friend, we got him to dial 911, long story short, a cop showed up at the door

 

How do you not realize that you're calling 911^^^
(I am a shitty story teller)
Alright so when this was actually happening it wasn't funny at all but when I look back on it it's fucking hilarous. So the day started normal I met up with my friends looking for something to do, then the idea of going to the mall came up but we had no ride. Then my friend Spencer called this kid Joe to give us a ride and we wait and wait for him to come. He finally gets to my friends house and when I look in the car there was already 3 kids in the car and I was with two other friends so, being dumb and desperate for something to do I was like I'LL GET IN THE TRUNK! So I hopped in the trunk and off we go. So I guess being in the trunk wasn't crazy enough for me so I decided that hot boxxing it would be a great idea. So I start to smoke and right as I finish up I hear everyone say JASON SHUT UP WE GOT PULLED OVER. At first I thought they were just messing with me so I was in the trunk a little nervous waiting for the cop to come talk to Joe and all of a sudden I feel the car speed off. Okay, so here I am in the trunk of a car being chased by the cops when I was high. I started to freak out and I started yelling things like "GUYS IM IN THE TRUNK" or "DUDE I SHACKING" as I was boincing around in the trunk going 90 down side streets trying to evade the cops. Finally I hear we lost them! and we pull over at a liquor store because the kid driving needed to piss. All of the sudden I hear my friend Enzo puke his brains out as the driver hops in the car. We leave to again and as we are passing through downtown peabody(2 towns over from where we originally got pulled over) another cop turns on his lights and starts chasing us, by now I was flipping a shit and just wanted to get to the mall sooo bad. When I finally went crazy was when my friend Enzo who was high as fuck just started crying. But then we finally got to the mall where I celebrated with a nice newport.

 

I dosed some 5-MeO-aMT and learned how to play Rock Band... By the end of the night I guitared and sang with the microphone wedged to my chin to the song "Lump". It was epic.

Psychedelics + Rock Band = A lot of fun.

 

One day i ate some zooms and did trippy shit.

plus i ate Kraft Dinner.

 

\ BA..

 

rofl.
ahahaha! I love the step-by-step scenarios that every scene just gets funnier and funnier.

 

omg. thank god you're alright. that shit is dangerous. lol

 

Blazed.
Went to a friends house, everyone was gone.
The friend's house we went to was like this super gangster kid.
Then he's flipping through the channels and this little kids song comes on, and he jumps up and starts singing it like "IM AN ELEPHANT! YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT! i'M AN ELEPHANT!" this big gangsta dude and we're all like what the fuckkkkkkk.

 

I think I pissed a small bit on a cops hand while really wasted and stoned...cant remember, he did have gloves on though...he wasnt happy about something I did anyway, I remember that much. I thought it was funny anyway

 

me and two friends went up to B.C. from the inland northwest, just to party at the bars and stuff cause we werent even 21 yet, a few funny things happened and I would probably consider that to be the funniest/funnest, high time that I've had. First off after just a day or two, my license plates got stolen, I guess they do that to Americans who go up there to party(I'm dual BTW), and I called the border, and the guy said we could go through the border, but basically said, they would shove a gun up my ass without plates .. So I decided to get new plates mailed to me, we ended up being there for around 10 days, just for a joke, cause my friend was broke, when we went out to eat, I only bought him Poutine, thats all he ate the entire time, and shitty rest of Canada Poutine too.. Also he kept on getting kicked out of this one bar, and we went out later to check on him, and some 40 year old kind of crack out chick was hittin on him, and he was so wasted it was funny.. but then somehow she got pissed off at him.. and right around the same time, some dude was drunk I guess and rode his bike through the crowd of people that just got out the bar, and some really big guy with like a cut up jean jacket vest, six pack, and mohawk yelled "lets all go down to the beach and fight its what we all need!!!!" I ended throwing up and passing out. Then One night we went out to camp, and we were being a little rowdy and it kind of upset at least the people camping right next to us. The next morning after a night of heavy drinking, and of course smoking the best stuff on Earth the entire time being B.C. and all, the people we upset came over and started yelling at us "you are the worst people I have ever met!" blah blah blah, so 15 minutes later were ready to take off, and were pulling out, and I look behind me and they're fucking throwing rocks at my car.. Some random middle aged couple on a motorcycle trip or something.. We had to stop right there to throw our garbage away anyway, and when we did and got out they started running lol.. That was great.. Anyway eventually when we decided to just go through the damn border, I had the police report and everything.. we vaccumed the car with a fragrance.. got everything that ever had weed on it out.. and when we got there, the marshall or whatever was like "No plates?" and I gave him the police report and all they did was have an old guy come out and he looked in my glove box with a flashlight and said "well everything looks in order here." And so ended one of the best times in my life

 

I was at a friends house, and her dad lived in the basement. Her dad was gone, and we wanted to listen to vinyls on his record player. I had never been down there before, so it was great because the first experience of seeing it i was baked out of my mind.
so anyway we went down there, and i was blown away. it looked like a flashback from the 60s. it was AMAZING. AMAZING!! Then i walked into this one room, and suddenly im like,
"MARY. THIS. THIS IS AMAZING! This is your garage! I've never been inside your garage before!! I mean, its just so symbolic. I always know your house as the burgundy garage. Now, Im in the INSIDE. This is unreal. I can't even explain..."and i went on for about.... oh i don't know, 10 minutes? She just sat there like.

... ._.

She let me finish, and when i took a big breath i just smiled and looked at her, and shes lke

.... Noela......... this isn't my garage.


what the fuck.

 

Who's garage was it?

 

My favourite high was watching some stand up by Ross Noble XD

It was the sponge-handed-people bit that did me in, I couldn't breathe for about four minutes from laughing.

It's all up on youtube, when you're high I HIGHLY recommend it

That and the Trapped In The Closet episode of South Park always makes me laugh SO hard.

 

my friends and I had major major laughs from the show Superjail. its so fuckin funny when youre cool with a lil dark humor.

i've also had major major laughs from the movie Pink Flamingos. once again dark humor but way darker than superjail.

but something beside movies and such: my bff Catherine was telling me and my other bff Chris about her time with this one girl she met on the internet just recently at the time. she went on about how cute she was and blah blah but then it started to get scandalous. she was saying how they were planning on going to the club but they started going at it so they didnt even go. she was telling us about positions and stuff which was shocking to hear about lesbians going at it especially cuz me and chris are gay and never think about girls. she was like "omg i've never felt that in my life it was amazing" and yeah. and she was sayin how numerous numerous times they were saying goodbye to eachother but then the kiss farewell just got outta control. she was in like 5 cities over and it was real late so she just slept in her car, later to be woke up by the police, but she was fine. then she showed us her bite marks on her neck and she even had a cut on her gums. but while saying that, she kinda choked and snuffed back in the grossest phlegm sound i've ever heard. that just drove me to tears. and she was like "yeah and im kinda sick"