dumbest thing you've done drunk...

Took a bus and the subway home on halloween in a pirate costume, kinda slutty, at 3am on the south side of chicago. I am white and was alone

 

There's plenty. Hooking up with the fugliest chick ever, then telling her I was an "ass man", which caused her to go berserk and make out with me like an insane animal.

Then there was the time on New Years when we were all drunk as fuck (including the driver) and we were pounding on his roof screaming "FUCK YEAH 2010, WOOO FUCK YEAH" etc. etc. then his car ran out of gas on the main road, and I got out of the car and ran across a huge empty parking lot and hid behind a dumpster for fear of the cops.

Then last night my boy said he would give me 50 bucks if I broke a wooden board in half with my head, and I tried, cracked it in several places, and then the house owner got pissed at me.

 

accepting every drink offered to me after the bartender spread around that it was recently my 21st bday, which resulted in dance moves that should be illegal and eventual blackout

 

drove. and killed 11 children.

 

lol, jk. it was only 8

 

lmao
pee on my cousin i met for the first time in louisiana.
that or losing my wallet, phone, virginity, and my car window all in one night.

 

pass out on my friends front lawn
in front of all these hot seniors

 

too many , a funny one tho was when i was blackout i tried to pass my friends blunt to a security guard at nokia theatre during a phil lesh show and got kicked out before it started

 

I broke my friends bowl trying to ash it my hitting it off the side of a toilet because it wouldn't ash any other way...

 

I probably don't remember.....

 

the other night when i was in austin these very large southern black women said to each other about the girl i was with 'is that a boy or girl' and i went 'that's a girl thank you very much!' and started to skip away while they yelled 'what da fuck did you say to me'

that's probably not the most stupid thing i've done eh, but it's one i can remember.

 

I've puked in my own car twice with with my friend driving. Same friend, different cars years apart. I'm sure I'll think of dumber, you guys will get the update when it comes to me.
Ha ha, same band playing both times.

 

Vomiting on self
ending up half naked in a snowbank
high-five-ing a window and needing palm stitches
giving away money I don't have
one night stands I regret
fist fights
driving
reckless awful behaviour.

I've gotten it out of my system now...but under the influence we do ridiculous things.

 

my first serious drunk ever, i was 14 and home alone. started drinking from my parents liquor cabinet, taking pulls from pretty much every bottle so they wouldnt notice. after a while, i remember not wearing and pants and playing guitar and singing to my dog. parents eventually came home, i puked on my dad then went to detox at the hospital. still no pants on.

as far as other stuff, i'm sure i've forgotten a lot.... i do tend to pass out often when partying (depending on what i'm doing). it mostly happens when i smoke weed after drinking for a long time. but i pass out either standing or sitting straight up. i dont fall over or anything, just fall asleep sitting upright on the couch or something. i'm kinda notorious for doing that.

a few months ago, i was at the usual bar i go to and was standing smack-dab in the middle of the bar. everyone sitting at the bar could potentially see me, all the bartenders could see me, everyone standing in the music/stage area could see me. for whatever reason, i was fishing around in my pockets and pulled out the bag of weed i had. i just held it there out in the open as if i was deciding what to do with it. i eventually realized what i was doing and quickly shoved it back in my pocket, looked around and saw that no one saw me (i think) then walked away.

and when i'm at a bar with friends and getting really drunk, i'll just disappear. i'll decide that i've reached my limit then i basically press the "ejector seat" button on the whole situation and leave. wont say goodbye to anyone, i just get the hell outta there.

 

Hit the water and ground a couple of times while trying to cycling home wasted, damaging both my bike and myself. Also went to a couple of centimetres of ice ones on a new years morning before going head under water in a dirty ditch. Was from a straight forward road as well

Edit: also hit the barbed wire once.

 

posted my shitty song

 

Drove to the sleepin bear dunes (about 5 hour drive form my home) with a friend after drinking quite a bit all day. Got there in the morning, just enough time to pitch our tent illegally and watch the sunrise.!

 

The dumbest thing I've ever done while I was drunk was take some methadone. That was unpleasant and potentially deadly. Word to the wise.......NEVER mix excessive amounts of alcohol with methadone.

 

There are plenty, but the dumbest is probably the time I tried running through a fountain on campus and stepped in this huge cement hole and fell straight to the ground. I should of had stitches in my leg, too.. but I didn't.

 

I drank some of my dawg's brojuice.