Three Second Rule

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  1. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    You might wan't to grab a pen and paper, cuz this is a good recipe btw!

    I got some Hormel cure 81 sliced ham, wheat bread, and pepperjack cheese.

    Cooked (heated) the ham in a small skillet on med high.
    While doing that, i toasted the bread. Then added a little mayo, mustard to the toast.

    Put the ham on the toast, and added two thin slices of the cheese, and covered with the other toast slice.

    Microwaved for 40 seconds, until cheese melted. You could bake it too for a minute or so, if no microwave avail.

    I made one a few days before, and fell in love! Almost as good a Pizza!

    So i ran with it and clipped my arm on the kitchen wall, dropping it to the floor. And yes, it opened of course before landing!

    I was too F*****d-up to make another, so i inspected for hair etc., and ate it anyway!

    Does this mean i'm Gross?
     
  2. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    No. I would have done the same thing.... Unless it landed on a carpeted area.

    At least you didn't spill a bowl of corn flakes....... I've made that mistake 1 too many times. :(
     
  3. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    You inspected for hair... Appropriate action is to remove any hair and bits, and depending on cleanliness of the floor make a judgment on salvaging...

    From what you describe i would have done the exact same thing.
    However, instead of using a microwave to melt the cheese i would have used the grill/oven... Microwaves destroy the taste for me.

    Anyways, unless you have teh aids fuck the 3 second rule, that is what your immune system is for.
     
  4. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    haha, sounds like a sandwich to me bro :)

    a tasty one though
     
  5. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    unless there's piss on the floor or something else i don't want to ingest i really don't care if i drop something of mine, in my own home that is.
     
  6. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    You're right, i do use the microwave too much. Too easy, missing out on flavor.

    I wish i had a bbq grill. I will get one someday. Living in an apt. sucks!
     
  7. Justin_Hale

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    You still have to look, just in case. :p
     
  8. dudeimoncoke

    dudeimoncoke Member

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    I make that in my little George Foreman grill all the time. The three second rule doesn't work for me. I have about 1.5 seconds to decide if I'm going to eat whatever fell. If I wait longer than that, my dog will just eat it.
     
  9. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Lol. When i was little we had a big ass dog named Jason. He was half mastiff, and half great dane.

    I would try to make a sandwich without him snatching it off the counter as i made it. Then i had to make it to wherever i was going with him all over me.

    Damn giant four legged pirana!

    I might make it to my room with the sandwich, but i would be covered in saliva, and scratches by the time i got there.

    I Loved that dog!
     
  10. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    i miss my dog :(
    she only has gotten up and stolen my sandwich once, she knows not to even try anymore but she still will stare at me and follow me around until i give her something
     
  11. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Ill eat something after i drop it on the floor if its at my house or if i know the floors are clean like if i was at brookes and she just mopped or something..

    Sounds tasty.. :tongue:
     
  12. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Yeah, it's those "puppy dog eyes".

    I think there was a scientific study on that.

    It's like; Ah hey, if you don't share, you're a bad person kind of look!
     
  13. hippieatheart

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    I would eat it off the ground.. I'm really gross, though.


    My dog is the same way, purp! I miss her, too.. My dog is getting fat because we all feed her human food from our plates.. She rests her head on our knees and looks up at us with those eyes and we just have to feed her haha.
     
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