Lazy Olympics

Do you have what it takes? Share your laziest moments and see if it's worth gold. I"ll start.
I sometimes set up a chair or sit on a cooler to put beer in the fridge.

Multiple posting is encouraged but not posting doesn't qualify.

 

I was watching a DVD on my 1500$ laptop and the screen saver popped up,
so I attempted to throw a quarter from across the room so itd land on the keys,
and I cracked the screen.. its still there its my little friend

 

I don't deal with bottle caps. Once they're off, they're off.

 

I only comb my hair for weddings and funerals.

 

i'm really good at picking things up with my toes so that i don't have to bend down or squat

 

i sometimes just sit through a shower

 

I have no problem peeing in the sink, out the window or in water bottles if it's closer than the bathroom.

 

Oh man this one I know I have some good ones.

I sleep on my schedule, no matter what "plans" I have sleep is more important than anything.

 

when i post sometimes i dont finish my

 

I just ate some raisin bran out of a beer mug because the bowls are all in the sink

 

i have reheated a tims coffee 48 hours after buying it to avoid going back there for a fresh one

 

The last time I brought groceries in from the car, I used up all the items before I got around to putting any of them away. My wife didn't like the clutter in the kitchen, so I'm leaving the bags in the car this week until I need something.

 

While driving the other day slowing down for a stop sign I pushed down on my knee to get more pressure on the brake pedal.

 

I don't completely stop if I don't have to because it's too much trouble. Turn signals also require too much effort. Fuck it.

 

I rarely wash blankets and sheets


Its just easier to throw them out and buy new ones

 

^lol no it's not.

When I was little, I would have a little corner in my room that I would pee in every day because I didn't wanna walk to the bathroom, ahahaha I am cracking up right now because I forgot about it until now. Yeah my parents had to get a new carpet for my room after they found out.

 

^me too except down the heating vent when i was like 7ish...we sold that house and it was never discovered while i lived there but i did that maybe 10 times

we had a pool and we would pee through the fence into the neighbors veggie garden too instead of drying off to go inside and pee...now i'm crackin up

 

hahaha i regularly do this. but a guy at my work (a restaurant) gets the gold metal in kitchen laziness. he was opening a box of pecans with a cheap boxcutter. when an inch of the razor blade broke clean off, did he bother to check and see if it was in the pecans? no, he just gave up and went outside for a smoke. a week later i am getting pecans from said box to put on a little girl's ice cream sundae and i see something glinting in it. our boss saw it too and lost her shit and now because of him we may all be getting piss tested.

 

she should have just fired him right then

 

^^Same here. When I was a kid my bedroom was on the third story of the house and I didn't feel like walking downstairs to the bathroom so I would just pee onto the roof. I ended up getting busted though because it would go right by the kitchen windows.