Last night. 8o clock Me: hey dad want to watch the office? Dad, half asleep: sho thang mistuh goatee head! Me: What!?! Dad: yer mister goatee head now. You gotta bunch goats under ya noses. I have no facial hair at all. LOL my dad said he had absolutely no recollection of this... He went to bed so early because he woke up at two to go to work
lol. I think everyones dad says a few hilarious things in their life when they're half asleep. It's always so funny.
Sometimes I think my mom does multiple benzos before she sleeps, cause she speaks gibberish and will not wake up until I hit her across the face with a pillow or something.
hahaha that's hilarious. i love when people talk in their sleep. my friends dad fell asleep on the couch once and we kept fucking with him. we put baby dolls on top of him and he would grab them and hug them like a stuffed animal haha and then started talking all weird like he was chinese. we gave him chicken wings too and he was putting them to his mouth and eating them hahaha
