passing a hair test?

Does anyone know of any ways to reduce your chance of testing positive via hair follicle testing? Through google all i could find is people trying to sell me shit, and i just wanted to know if anyone has experience with this situation, short of shaving all the hair off my body.. im in line for a pretty decent job but in order to get hired in, they need to make sure im clean. which im not.

 

Hair tests are pretty foolproof.


and expensive.

what job are you applying for that requires a hair folicle test?

 

If you are getting one, you are probably screwed.

 

Yes, basically the only way to pass is to shave off your hair and not do drugs past that. Hair tests are basically the ultimate fuck, there is no way to try to beat them.

 

shave your head and get a toupee made from human hair

 

duh, build a time machine.

 

its a fucking factory position. i dont see why they dont just piss test. its not like im a bus driver for an elementary school or anything. where peoples lives would be in my hands. oh well i guess.. fucking corporate america.

 

Ironically a school bus driver would probably only be piss tested..........haha

But they usually make near min. wage. Factories often after 6 months or whatever give you pretty good health insurance benefits, hence why they test for drugs so much

 

Yep... and you're in Michigan which is one of the worst hit states in the current economic mess... which means they can be picky picky picky about their hires. Collectively we haven't stood up for our rights in decades so money influences have taken control to the point where in a prospective job situation you're presumed guilty of drug use until "proven" innocent.

The working class has amazingly few rights these days.

 

I just got a new job with the County that I live in, which is in California, and believe it or not..NO DRUG TEST!

 

Hair tests are expensive... asking for hair for them isn't... In most cases, they can learn just as much, or more just from asking you for hair, as they can by going through with the test...

Just something to keep in mind.

 

Good point- never thought of that but it does make sense.

 

apparently the factory has contracts with the federal government, hense the hair testing. and if they have the contract, they probably have the funding. i got a call about scheduling it the other day, and they only can do it on the days i have classes. so ima call em and tell em i cant schedule em in because its close to exam time, and when i get a chance i will. hopefully they will put me through to the interview regardless of the test. but im kind of hoping on a human error. weirder shits happened though..

 

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