I want to live

I'm fat, I'm gut shot, never get a date, and by gawd I wanna celebrate these facts.

 

You got shot?

 

no but my gut did blow a hole out of itself so I call it gutshot.

 

That sounds abnormal!
What did it do that for?

 

he ate a leprechaun.

 

It's called a belly button you dummy

 

It's called diverticulitis and that resulted in peritonitis (intestine bursting into abdomen) It's not fun. I almost died. spent a week in the hospital and another 6 weeks recovering at home. some nasty shit.

 

or that

 

not as fun as a leprechaun or belly button.

 

yeah, i got a second opinion after they said thats just your belly button, dummy. turns out it was more serious

 

BBAD, why the moose?

 

because I didnt feel like unchecking the show signature box

 

it is a happy moose.

 

if i saw a moose looking at me like that, i'd leave quickly.

 

the fresh velvet on the antlers means he is just smiling..they aren't horny until the antlers are bare.

if they show you the white part of their eyes its time to back away slowly or get stomped on

 

i think you're handsome. i'd date you

 

Thats what we learned in Canada School.
Good job Bbad, A++


I'm sorry to hear about your explosion in your stomach. Hopefully its the type of life changing event that will make you see how precious life really is?
Glad to see you're okay.

 

I love that fucking moose

 

I have that Talking Heads song "I want to live" in my head now. Which is cool.

Sorry about your gutshot

 

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