gaahl is gay??

Discussion in 'Heavy Metal' started by jmt, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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  3. Cleansedreality

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    This is really old news. Also, it's not surprising considering his music reflects it.
     
  4. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    lol
     
  5. Conservationist

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    If this isn't a joke (Gaahl = uses a Macintosh), can you elaborate?
     
  6. Cleansedreality

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    It was a joke, but I myself am not too fond of the bulk(black) metal sub genre. Subgenres such as thrash, traditional heavy metal, speed metal etc. are far superior IMO.
    Plus, there is a small rivalry between thrash and black metal. Being a big fan of thrash, I can't help but poke fun at people who are stereotypical kvlt frostbitten forest in Norway Iwearmakeupimahugefaggotpleaserapemyface shitquality black metal fans/musicians.
     
  7. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    lol


    beef between thrash and black metal?? where was I becuz it doesnt exists.
     
  8. Conservationist

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    This is news to me too. I imagine DRI beating up Dimmu Borgir.

    Actually, I'd like to see that. Most black metal is crap, mainly because the genre got so big and sold out.

    I don't know if I could go back to listening to speed metal, heavy metal, power metal, etc. Once you've known death metal, there is no turning back!
     
  9. Cleansedreality

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk"]YouTube- LICH KING - Black Metal Sucks

    Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down
    Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown
    Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long
    Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

    In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell
    Making mommy mad, cause that's original
    If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go
    Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

    I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?
    Black metal sucks
    Careful not to smear your makeup
    You suck
    goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed
    Black metal sucks
    Auuuuuuuuuugh What?
    You suck

    Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band
    Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land
    Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate
    When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

    The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound
    Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound
    Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract
    From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

    I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
    Black metal sucks
    You know what dude, you look like a schmuck
    You suck
    Singer sounds like a wounded duck
    Black metal sucks
    I'd rather listen to... us
    You suck

    You know how I know you look like a fool?
    Lich King rules
    We're the best band and we're super cool
    We rule
    Straight from the 80's and we're old school
    Lich King rules
    Running out of rhymes, so wading pool
    Thrash is the rule
     
  10. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I cant stand narrow mind metalheads....i love all type of true metal death, thrash, speed, power, black,progressive....am open to anything
     
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    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    you made my night


    btw black metal ftw...:D:p;)


    can you recommend me awesome bands like that?
     
  12. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    L.K. is a one man show WOW!
     
  13. Conservationist

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    Me too. And then if I find something better, I go with that :)

    That's the real definition of open-minded: open to anything, but makes a decision eventually.
     
  14. Mr. Flibble

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    I agree . Everyone I know likes various band across the whole spectrum from hard rock to whatever is now supposed to be on the other extreme. We do tend to define our individual tastes on who we dont like as its a smaller subset.

    I mention this because no matter which bands we do or do not like, I have not yet met anyone who is into bands from hard rock to metal who does not like Black Sabbath. Do such people exist?
     
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    I don't see how "liking anything indiscriminately" is a good thing. Sounds more like low standards.

    However, I have metal people who claim to hate:

    * Black Sabbath
    * Iron Maiden
    * Metallica

    ...which I thought were universal for metalheads. Many people seem to hate Judas Priest, which is a mistake in my view.
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

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    Me, I hate Black Sabbath. Said it hundred times before, will say again- they are overrated to fuck.

    And as for the thread, yeah old news. According to Wikipedia he is like dating some 19 year old boy, the old tart.
     
  17. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    If you dislike Iron Maiden and Judas Priest your a poser.....and deserve the Guillotine.....
     
  18. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I just listen to black metal as for the artist...they all are boring and live boring lifes........unlike MAyhem at least back in the day.
     
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  20. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Er ikke en homofil
    :p
     

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