I saved my roommate's dogs' life today.

I was surfing the internet about 2 pm when i heard some noise in the kitchen. I went to check it out and found the dog passed out. It had shit itself and had a Reeses Puffs box stuck on its head. I was like wtf, you fucking retard..


Dont get in the trash.


After i pulled the plastic and shit off his head, of course.

He was scared shitless!

 

arty: hero of the day...


too bad no mouth to snout was involved..

 

pics or it didn't happen

 

if i waited the thirty seconds to take a picture, the dog probably would be dead.

 

would have been worth the pic

 

I agree, but I'll always have the image in my head.


Tell you the truth.

I lol'ed.

 

Your roommate owes you a biscuit

 

ahhhhhh thats funny when i read it. but now that i think about it Poor Dogg

 

or some weed :sifone:

 

eeewwwww..I helped a friend a few years ago take his dog out of the livingroom where it died ..I wish he would have called a few days earlier

the shit part of your story reminded me of that

good thing he made enough noise for you to hear

..and reese puffs are awesome

 

you mean it died in there and he just left it to rot for days? was he out of town, or just that lazy?

 

About Six Years Ago I Performed C.P.R. And Mouth To Snout On One Of

My Cats, Pleased To Say She Is Still Alive And Healthy Today...

My Vet Patted Me On The Back, And Told Me "I Did Well"..



Cheers Glen.

 

lazy and not like a normal person at all..he went wierd when his wife died the year before

 

*adds to list one more reason glen is awesome!*

 

Why Are You Being So Nice To Me All Of A Sudden.....

Let Me Guess, My Maintainance Payments Aren't High Enough To Cover

Your Extravagant Lifestyle And You Would Like An Increase, Mmmmm.?.:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

i guess it's hormones.. been mean to everyone else.. so i'm nice to you..

 

.............:grouphug:ie:



Cheers Glen.

 

has anyone ever put a doggie treat inside an empty beer box? thats funny stuff right there

 

I used to have a pitbull, he got very excited about food and would start choking every so often from eating so fast.

One time it went on a little too long, and I was high as fuck so it made me kinda worried.

I gave the first doggie hymlick. Wow, I've never had to spell that word before....