the teletubbies experiments

i think the teletubbies tv shows are a social experiement operated by the teletubbie government in order to reinforce social conditioning on a small scale, and eventually, on the entire teletubbie race.


allow me to explain: the teletubbies are four creatures that live in a very secluded area in a prefabricated home with every sort of entertainment they could need and cameras everywhere. a voice comes over the intercom to tell them to wake up, to go outside, to eat, to go to sleep, etc. their food comes from an automatic dispenser. they spend all day dancing and playing. they are constantly provided with mind-numbing entertainment and meaningless tasks like turning in circles, putting on mittens, taking the mittens off, etc.

i believe teletubbies are naturally very intelligent and magical creatures, but the four in question (tinky winky, dipsy, la-la, and poe) have been dumbed down and led to believe that their isolated compound is the only thing in the world.

i believe they are being monitored by the teletubbie fascist regime in an effort to find the best way to exert social and mental control and enslavement of the rest of the teletubbie race.

post your thoughts on the matter.

 

came for the thread, stayed for the signature

 

This argument has been debated ad nauseam on dozens of message boards
since Teletubbies first appeared back in the late 90s


Hotwater

 

has it really? ive never visited a teletubbie message boards.

 

You're missing out....

 

Seriously the ideas you’ve proffered I read dozens of times on various message boards,
and no not teletubbie message boards

Those message boards include HF’s; If you do a search you’ll see


Hotwater

 

i didn't realize people were serious enough about it to 'debate' hm interesting.... im not the only loser getting stoned and watching teletubbies

 

You realize it's a children's show right?

 

yea i watch the shit out of yo gabba gabba, too

 

it's probably time to put the pipe down for a few days

 

true. and you don't have to be high to watch boobah and feel high.