Nonsense - Experiment Wilderness (Critiques Wanted)

Led Zeppelin`s my father,
Frank Zappa`s my brother.
Led married Annie Lennox,
knocked her up with a daughter,
and they called her Twisted Sister
cause she fisted a minister.
n when it was over the minister finished her.
bashed her head with a cross
till she couldnt walk or talk,
cause he didnt wanna get evicted from the house of God.
I clasped my hands together on the top of my bed.
said, "God if you really exist shoot the motherfucker dead!"
Meatloaf ran up, like a bat outta hell,
to me thats a sign cause he`d been locked up in jail.
he date raped n beat the shit outta some girl.
This was opportune to get a favour out of him.
"go down to St.Mark's n ask for the reverend.
Thats exactly what he did
n he didnt ask no questions.
Took him out back
up his ass went a broom stick.
the ol' 1, 2
n that motherfuckers dead.
A reverend in hell?
oh, Satan's gotta love this.
You dont fuck
with the family of rock,
we stick together
so noone forgets.
I rock out with my cock out
n your lucky if you suck it.
and groupies dont mean shit.
actually... wait, fuckit
let em suck it ill just bust inside.
give birth to The Offspring
and Nirana my child.
we bought Hotel California
told the Eagles to fuck emselves,
and old the Beachboys "you fucking suck".
You seeee?, the rock of rock music is vast,
so keep your family on,
its the last thing youll ever have
when the music is dead and gone.

-Experiment Wilderness