Con Art - Experiment Wilderness (Critiques Wanted)

I've been lying since day 1,
its so much fun i cant help it!
your all so fuckin gullable
your just makin this easy!
i could say i DIDNT fuck your mom
and you'd STILL fuckin believe me!
i'm an artist of the con,
like Van Goh full of bullshit
i get my faux on,
n see how far i can throw it.
Would you believe me?
If i said i been hangin on?
Would you just get up n leave?
If you found out i was a con?
baby stay with me
cause you know the truth hurts.

So! in other words!
its better to be a con.
not the con-vict type of con,
my type is calm.
the type to get your panties off with my tongue.
got so many children you can call me a don
my families so big
8 different kids with 14 different moms!
Okay, okay, enough with the lines all rhyming with "on".
alright, that was a lie,
but you shouldnt believe me!
i already told you,
im FUCKIN deceiving!
theres no ROOM for believing!
curiosity killed the cat,
didnt you learn SHIT from that?
questions get you killed and get you led off the track,
forget about asking,
find the truth out yourself.
its the only way to do it,
you just gotta be selfish.
take word from noone.
especially cons.

Im the king of make-believe,
born under the maple leaf
Canadas my home,
and this i say truthfully.
my songs got different speeds,
it depends how you read it.
Im no Eminem or Ghostface
Im just bored in the work place.
n if it happens to flow,
then with that ill go.
if it happens to shit,
then im still gonna spit.
and that theres the truth,
or actually... is it?
Enough with the bullshit,
im just gonna finish.
theres a lesson taught,
in everything that you hear.
so resolution for the new year?
dont believe SHIT that you hear!

 

oh what a silly poem. Because you tried so hard with the con imagine presentation, too hard in fact, it worked!

Though, to be honest, I really came to the conclusion that you were a douche bag more than a slick con artist. No what I mean?