I miss those days

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    When I was 12, I used to be bendy enough to be able to give myself head, now I cant, I miss those days....Being dependant on anyone else doing it, always comes at a cost, whether its having to listen to them talk, pretending to care about their feelings or having to return the favour and not being frank enough with them to let them know they should have showered first.


    Remember Sonic, how he used to roll up n a little ball when he got a speed up, I bet he used to be able to do it too
     
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  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I agree with every word in this post.
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

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    Sonic will never seem quite as innocuous ever again, thank you :D

    I must admit though, I never tried it. I think I was a late bloomer with sex- wasn't interested at that age, but it seems I was missing out on all the fun it seems :p
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I should have called this thread Sonic the Headjob ;)
     
  6. UncleTom

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    I have a really big penis, I can suck my own dick.
     
  7. skamikaze

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    Quality first post there Tom.
     
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

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    i call bullshit.
     
  10. SleepyGreen

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    Should've kept stretching.
     
  11. odon

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    Any sane person would be thinking: "What the fuck am I doing."
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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    When I was around 19, knew a guy that could reach his balls, (similar age), but he was a stick and a dancer. Still remember the first night he showed me, I was stoned as fuck and it cracked me up all night, it is something that looks totally ridiculous

    Edit: Oh, i get you, its not a claim about a humungous member (although I aint complaining ;) ) , by that age I was already 6'2 and a rake
     
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