I think there is an implant in my armpit..

ITs the fuckin LIZARDmen dood!


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swollen lymph node..

 

Or over-sensitive reaction to deodorant. Either because of allergy or applying it on damaged skin.

 

Deoderant scientists n' shit.

 

interesting.... back in the summer of 83 i was abducted by what the government told me not to call "aliens" but "extra terrestrials". they took me into their ship and told me everything would be okay. i remember waking up and there was some sort of implant in my armpit region. after not paying much mind to it, about 3 weeks later i feel a little pressure in the spot of where the now known implant was left. i go into my bathroom and lift my arm up, i see a FOOT sticking through my skin... then a HAND. .. another FOOT ... and a FACE! i was impregnated!

 

this smiley best describes this thread:
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It happened to me before. Big ass bumps under my armpit. I thought it might be cancer. Nurse told me to switch deodorant and that settled it.

But you, I do hold a doctorate in Old Spice.

 

aluminium zirconium tetrachlorohydrex amplifies the homing beacon in the rdif hidden under the arm, thats why it swells.. :coffee:

 

As long as you were not gang probed, implants just flare up once in a while but they make creams for that now.

 

...hold up there young lady.

 

Can't get one past Odon...

 

Exactly its probably swollen lymph nodes

Some scientists believe that millions of years ago early humans had an olfactory organ under the armpit which increased our sense of smell by tenfold, and a simple bacterial infection, shaving, or an allergic reaction the use of antiperspirants can cause the phantom organ to swell up because the brain still believes its there.

In the past we really did have the ability to "smell someone coming from a mile away"

Hotwater

 

I dont wear deoderant.

 

Then you're probably gonna die jk

 

This is not something you should joke around about. Didn't you ever see "The Manitou"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077904/plotsummary

 

Or at least stink.

 

Everybody dies. Life is the tragedy.

I know how incredibly cliche that is, but it's true.

 

you probably have cancer and your lymph nodes are trying to help but can't fight it off.