I think there is an implant in my armpit..

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  1. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    ITs the fuckin LIZARDmen dood!
    :eek:

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  2. does2

    does2 Member

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  3. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    swollen lymph node..
     
  5. Svitlo37

    Svitlo37 Member

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    Or over-sensitive reaction to deodorant. Either because of allergy or applying it on damaged skin.
     
  6. does2

    does2 Member

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    Deoderant scientists n' shit.
     
  7. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    interesting.... back in the summer of 83 i was abducted by what the government told me not to call "aliens" but "extra terrestrials". they took me into their ship and told me everything would be okay. i remember waking up and there was some sort of implant in my armpit region. after not paying much mind to it, about 3 weeks later i feel a little pressure in the spot of where the now known implant was left. i go into my bathroom and lift my arm up, i see a FOOT sticking through my skin... then a HAND. .. another FOOT ... and a FACE! i was impregnated!
     
  8. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    this smiley best describes this thread:
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  9. Svitlo37

    Svitlo37 Member

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    It happened to me before. Big ass bumps under my armpit. I thought it might be cancer. Nurse told me to switch deodorant and that settled it.

    But you, I do hold a doctorate in Old Spice.
     
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    aluminium zirconium tetrachlorohydrex amplifies the homing beacon in the rdif hidden under the arm, thats why it swells.. :coffee:
     
  11. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    As long as you were not gang probed, implants just flare up once in a while but they make creams for that now.
     
  12. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    ...hold up there young lady. :rolleyes:
     
  13. does2

    does2 Member

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    Can't get one past Odon...
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly its probably swollen lymph nodes :eek:

    Some scientists believe that millions of years ago early humans had an olfactory organ under the armpit which increased our sense of smell by tenfold, and a simple bacterial infection, shaving, or an allergic reaction the use of antiperspirants can cause the phantom organ to swell up because the brain still believes its there.

    In the past we really did have the ability to "smell someone coming from a mile away"

    Hotwater
     
  15. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    I dont wear deoderant.
     
  16. Svitlo37

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    Then you're probably gonna die :p jk
     
  17. ThePepsiSyndrome

    ThePepsiSyndrome Member

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  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Or at least stink.
     
  19. Svitlo37

    Svitlo37 Member

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    Everybody dies. Life is the tragedy.

    I know how incredibly cliche that is, but it's true.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you probably have cancer and your lymph nodes are trying to help but can't fight it off.
     

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